Eli Rosenberger is a naval flight officer based in Oak Harbor, Washington. Eli was on Jeopardy tonight, in his service dress blues, shiny NFO wings and all! How did Eli do on Jeopardy tonight? Well, let’s just say whatever winnings he managed will now go toward buying a lot of beers for a lot of sailors in his squadron — for starters.

See, this clue came up: “Members of this service founded Oct. 13, 1775 really have the blues.”

Did Mr. Rosenberger, resplendent in his dress blues, confident in his service-specific knowledge, cognize the answer? Reader, he did not:

There are no Goose quotes for a moment like this.