Here at Task & Purpose, we consider our regular commenters some of the most incisive, thoughtful, and authentic folks on the Internet, which is really saying something considering that all social media is basically political fights and outrage all day long. But more importantly, T&P readers often make us laugh until our sides hurt and our muscles are flooded with fatigue toxins.
And there you have it, ladies and gentleman: a classic dick joke. Well done, Matt Wayne. Thank you for your service!