Astronaut Buzz Aldrin Will Model For An Underwear Fashion Icon

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Visual representation of what Buzz Aldrin probably looks like as an underwear model.
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Buzz Aldrin, the legendary astronaut who became the second man ever to walk on the Moon, will be strutting his stuff on a different stage: the catwalk.


During New York City Fashion Week this year, 86-year-old Aldrin will be closing out the show for Nick Graham, founder of the underwear company Joe Boxer.

Page Six reported Aldrin said, “I’ve walked on the moon, so how hard can it be to walk in a fashion show?”

Unfortunately, Aldrin won’t be modeling Graham’s iconic smiley-faced underwear.

Graham’s line is supposedly centered on Mars, with galactic-style formal wear. The collection will be called “Life on Mars: Fall-Winter 2035.”

What’s more, Page Six wrote, is that the inimitable Bill Nye is narrating the show.

“I’m a huge fan of both Bill Nye and Buzz Aldrin,” Graham told WWD fashion blog. “Both of them have had an enormous impact on our understanding of science and space. To work with them on the Mars show is so exciting. And besides, Mars is the new black.”

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It wasn't until more than two weeks later authorities finally caught up to Michael Brown at his mom's home, which was the scene of the crime.

Brown stuffed himself into a tight spot in his camper during an hours-long search of the vehicle on Nov. 10, according to NBC affiliate WSLS in Virginia. A day earlier, cops said Brown fatally shot his mother's boyfriend, Rodney Brown. The AWOL Marine remained on the lam until Nov. 27, where he was finally apprehended without incident.

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Machinist's Mate Auxiliary Fireman Gabriel Antonio Romero of San Antonio, an armed watch-stander on the attack submarine USS Columbia, shot three civilian workers Dec. 4 and then turned a gun on himself while the sub rested in dry dock 2 for a major overhaul, the Navy said.

"The investigation continues, but there is currently no known motive and no information to indicate the sailor knew any of the victims," Burton said.

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"How do they smell to you, soldier?" Kurtz asks.

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