---
title: "Kid Rock Will Keep Shooting Sh*t On Video Until You Buy His Grill"
date: "2017-03-14"
modified: "2017-03-14"
authors:
  - name: "Adam Weinstein"
    link: "https://taskandpurpose.com/authors/adamweinstein/"
url: "https://taskandpurpose.com/culture/kid-rock-will-keep-shooting-sht-video-buy-grill/"
categories:
  - "Culture"
  - "Entertainment"
  - "Guns"
  - "Tech & Tactics"
  - "Weapons"
tags:
  - "video"
---

# Kid Rock Will Keep Shooting Sh\*t On Video Until You Buy His Grill

![](<https://taskandpurpose.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/03/19039198-1.png>)

Do you have an outdoor grill? Is it American? Is it… *badass*? If not, I must implore you to ditch it, no matter how well its years of built-up porterhouse patina have served you. You *must* buy one of these bawitdabarbecue Kid Rock grills. If you don’t, there’s a very good chance that Kid will make more Instagram videos like last week’s, and we can’t have that.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRZHxSQjYgy

Mr. Rock, you see, has a certain genius for all things America: rocking out to cheap beer, supporting the troops, walking the country shirtless, and also making bucks selling some real Americana to real Americans. In this case, selling [good ol’ U.S.-made charcoal grills](<https://americanbadassgrill.com/>) with a finish that best resembles your favorite “Sons of Anarchy” character: flat and dark.

In order to convince you to drop $100 on this tank o’patriotism — $150, if you prefer gas — the prodigious author of such seminal American works as I Am The Bullgod and You Never Met A Motherfucker Quite Like Me has a secret weapon. Two secret weapons, actually.

### 1. This blued pumpgun:

[Instagram](<https://www.instagram.com/p/BRWKNwqFWGw/?taken-by=americanbadassgrill>)

![](<https://taskandpurpose.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/03/image-placeholder-title-390.png>)

### 2. And these all-American dudes with this heartland catapult:

[Instagram](<https://www.instagram.com/p/BRd_Ck3ly9T/?taken-by=americanbadassgrill>)

![](<https://taskandpurpose.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/03/image-placeholder-title-391.png>)

I mean, you get where this is going.

[Instagram](<https://www.instagram.com/p/BRY8O2QgWIn/?taken-by=americanbadassgrill>)

![](<https://taskandpurpose.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/03/image-placeholder-title-392.png>)

As the presenter on the above IG video says:

*You know what’s American? Catapulting foreign-made grills through the sky and shooting them down because they stink. If it’s not made in America like the Kid Rock American Badass grill, you don’t want it!*

This is followed by Mr. K. Rock and his scattergun squeezing shots at a sad black grill launched across the sky like so much cheaply imported Walmart shlock. “This is what we think of ‘Made in China!’” Rock yells.

Does his skeet-skill match his sales-pitch enthusiasm? You be the judge:

Instagram

![](<https://taskandpurpose.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/03/image-placeholder-title-393.png>)

Looks like CGI to me. But as long as the illusion’s made in America by Americans, it’s a good damn illusion.