---
title: "What Meat Eaters Would Say If They Talked Like Vegans"
date: "2016-11-03"
modified: "2016-11-03"
authors:
  - name: "Greatist"
    link: "https://taskandpurpose.com/authors/greatist/"
url: "https://taskandpurpose.com/culture/meat-eaters-say-talked-like-vegans/"
categories:
  - "Culture"
  - "Humor"
  - "Opinion"
---

# What Meat Eaters Would Say If They Talked Like Vegans

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*Editor’s Note: This article written by Zach Watson was originally published on* [*Greatist*](<https://greatist.com/>)*, a digital publication committed to happy and healthy lifestyle choices.*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8

How do you know if someone is vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you. Sure, the saying doesn't hold true for most vegans, but as a group, they've developed the reputation of being loud and proud. That's what makes [this video](<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8>) from AwakenWithJP so hilarious. It imagines if meat eaters talked like stereotypical vegans. The video is a little heavy-handed at times, but we couldn't help but laugh at lines like, “Yeah, I want the tofu spring rolls, except I don’t eat tofu, so do you have like a tofu-flavored chicken you can substitute in for me?”

*This article, “*[*What Meat Eaters Would Sound Like If They Talked Like Vegans*](<https://greatist.com/live/what-meat-eaters-would-sound-like-if-they-talked-like-vegans>)*,” originally appeared on Greatist.*

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