---
title: "We’ve All Been This Drunk Guy Arrested In A Deadpool Onesie At Taco Bell"
date: "2017-03-24"
modified: "2017-03-24"
authors:
  - name: "Adam Weinstein"
    link: "https://taskandpurpose.com/authors/adamweinstein/"
url: "https://taskandpurpose.com/culture/weve-drunk-guy-arrested-deadpool-onesie-taco-bell/"
categories:
  - "Culture"
  - "Humor"
---

# We’ve All Been This Drunk Guy Arrested In A Deadpool Onesie At Taco Bell

![](<https://taskandpurpose.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/03/19039389-1.jpg>)

You know how it goes. It’s the freakin’ weekend, you toss back a few with your buddies, and then maybe a few more. At some point, blammo: You got accelerated healing powers, a one-piece lycra suit, and a hankering to do to a cheesy gordita crunch what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late ’90s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEJULMjShek

And you almost made it. Almost! Almost:

https://twitter.com/ppbeast/status/843384362481541120

From [the Oregonian](<https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2017/03/man_in_deadpool_pajamas_detain.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark>):

*On Monday morning, Sgt. Pete Simpson, spokesperson for the Portland Police Bureau said the driver was 18-year-old Torren Alexander Cooksey. He was booked into the Multnomah County Jail on charges of DUII and Reckless Driving.*

*"My understanding is that he was passed out in the car when police encountered him," Simpson added.*

Portland Police Bureau

![](<https://taskandpurpose.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/03/image-placeholder-title-1153.jpg>)

He was so damn close to that drive-thru window. Is this a hero I see before me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok8AzVc9RuE

Torren Alexander Cooksey, 18, of Portland, you may be super, but you are no hero. You are *all of us*, minus the foresight to download Uber.