Remember the days of playing “Duck Hunt” on Nintendo? Often bittersweet, what with the actual playing time interrupted regularly when you had to take out the cartridge, blow into it, and then slam it back into place. Or the occasional rage fit because the damn Nintendo Zapper gun would miss even when the barrel was pressed right up against the television screen.
Well, there’s one Zapper that hits exactly where you’re aiming, and it doesn’t shoot an invisible laser beam.
Introducing the .50-caliber Nintendo Zapper.
Though it may not be any good for actual duck hunting, if you point this beast at those pixelated bastards on your screen, you’re sure not to miss. But you will probably get a visit from the cops wondering why the hell you’re destroying your living room with a hand cannon.