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No, President Trump Is Not Splitting Up The Navy And Marine Corps
Ah, the Marine Corps: amphibious experts, “small war” innovators, and very possibly the most insecure military outfit in human history, perennially afraid that its missions and equipment will be absorbed by the Navy or the Army.
Or maybe the Marine Corps will get its own cabinet department! That’s according to a two-week-old post making the rounds the past few weeks on social media, from the click-manufacturing insurgents at something called Vet TV. Author “Jesse James” drops some hot willy pete on readers with this lead paragraph:
President Trump will sign executive order 13801 this November 10th on the 242nd birthday of the Marine Corps, freeing the Marines from the Department of The Navy. The Marines will now fall under the newly created Department of Expeditionary Warfare.
Zounds! The Corps, far from being turned into Army infantry — as Presidents Herbert Hoover and Harry Truman notoriously suggested — gets its very own department and cabinet secretary. Yut yut your brains out!
Except if it sounds like bullshit, that’s because it is. Presidents tend not to preview executive orders five months in advance, and the Corps, which you’d expect to be pretty stoked about a promotion in the executive bureaucracy, says there’s no truth to the post.
"We have not heard anything about that," Marine Capt. Ryan Elizabeth Alvis, a public affairs officer Headquarters Marine Corps, told Politifact June 7.
Alvis added: “Semper fidelis.”
Politifact ruled the claim “Pants on Fire,” internet shorthand for being false... only more so.
The site that published the article bills itself as “THE COMEDY CENTRAL OF THE MILITARY,” which is impressive, given that the site also doesn’t officially launch until June 23. Its attempts at satire in this Marine-masturbation fantasy sound more like a rant from that twice-busted bocephus PFC over in the mortar platoon that everybody avoids on liberty:
The Marines will have an entirely new ROE and mission. Marine units that don’t accomplish the mission within the 2 month window will be reassigned by the Marine Corps, and will have to watch as another unit finishes the job. “The Marine Corps is a competitive place, we have no room or respect for weak bitches that can’t get in there fast, kill everyone, and get back to the ships in time to get to make the port calls in Asia.” Sgt Major Garrett explained.
Har har! Great joke. But your funnysad rants will be more believable if you make shit up about liberal presidents screwing with the Corps. Congrats on the pre-launch publicity, though.
Anyway, now you know what to tell your aunts when they forward you the “story” and ask what you think not having to be shipboard anymore. In the meantime, here’s some fun reading about people who still want to do away with the Corps, and here’s a legitimate piece about the lone politician who’s actually fighting for a separate Marine department. Semper fake news!
KABUL/WASHINGTON/PESHAWAR, Pakistan (Reuters) - The United States and the Taliban will sign an agreement on Feb. 29 at the end of a week long period of violence reduction in Afghanistan, U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo and the Taliban said on Friday.
Large cargo ships, small fishing boats and other watercraft sail safely past Naval Station Norfolk every day, but there's always a possibility that terrorists could use any one of them to attack the world's largest naval base.
While Navy security keeps a close eye on every vessel that passes, there's an inherent risk for the sailors aboard small patrol boats who are tasked with helping keep aircraft carriers, submarines and destroyers on base safe from waterborne attacks.
So the Navy experimented Wednesday to test whether an unmanned vessel could stop a small boat threatening the base from the Elizabeth River.
In the wee hours of Jan. 8, Tehran retaliated over the U.S. killing of Iran's most powerful general by bombarding the al-Asad air base in Iraq.
Among the 2,000 troops stationed there was U.S. Army Specialist Kimo Keltz, who recalls hearing a missile whistling through the sky as he lay on the deck of a guard tower. The explosion lifted his body - in full armor - an inch or two off the floor.
Keltz says he thought he had escaped with little more than a mild headache. Initial assessments around the base found no serious injuries or deaths from the attack. U.S. President Donald Trump tweeted, "All is well!"
The next day was different.
"My head kinda felt like I got hit with a truck," Keltz told Reuters in an interview from al-Asad air base in Iraq's western Anbar desert. "My stomach was grinding."
A video has emerged showing a U.S. military vehicle running a Russian armored truck off the road in Syria after it tried to pass an American convoy.
Questions still remain about the incident, to include when it occurred, though it appears to have taken place on a stretch of road near the Turkish border town of Qamishli, according to The War Zone.
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We are women veterans who have served in the Army, Navy, and Marine Corps. Our service – as aviators, ship drivers, intelligence analysts, engineers, professors, and diplomats — spans decades. We have served in times of peace and war, separated from our families and loved ones. We are proud of our accomplishments, particularly as many were earned while immersed in a military culture that often ignores and demeans women's contributions. We are veterans.
Yet we recognize that as we grew as leaders over time, we often failed to challenge or even question this culture. It took decades for us to recognize that our individual successes came despite this culture and the damage it caused us and the women who follow in our footsteps. The easier course has always been to tolerate insulting, discriminatory, and harmful behavior toward women veterans and service members and to cling to the idea that 'a few bad apples' do not reflect the attitudes of the whole.
Recent allegations that Secretary of Veterans Affairs Robert Wilkie allegedly sought to intentionally discredit a female veteran who reported a sexual assault at a VA medical center allow no such pretense.