"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won’t," the old George S. Patton quote goes. In the theater of war and on the page, Patton was nothing if not blunt and effective, like Conan the Barbarian with mechanized infantry. But there's more than meets the eye to the cantankerous general who's famed for slapping a shellshocked troop, racing through Europe to smash Nazis, and being portrayed by a hard-assed, pith-dispensing George C. Scott on the big screen.
How prodigious? Well, you can own a now-out-of-print volume with 98 of his poetic gems, if you're bold enough — and have the $400 to burn.
"His poem dedicated to the tanks he admired and commanded is one of his quirkier efforts," Ruzich writes, and man, is she ever right:
The Precious Babies (1918)
Up and down the roadways,
through the German ranks,
Nosing out machine guns,
come the baby tanks.
Scrambling through the crater,
splashing through the pool,
Like the Usher’s happy boys,
bounding out of school.
Fritz is great on wirefields,
trust the Boche for that,
But his choicest efforts
fall extremely flat.
Wasted in the weaving
of laborious days,
When the merry infant class
scampers through the maze.
Cheerful little children
of an American brain,
Winning ravished country
back to France again.
On thru town and village,
shepherded by Yanks
Romping, blithe and rollicking,
roll the baby tanks.
Okay, as metered rhymes go, you could do verse. (Sorry.)
In any case, Patton was following a pretty solid tradition of doughboys in the Great War working out their labors and emotions in poem. Some, like German Siegfried Sassoon, were poignantly critical of the war and its costs; some, like John McCrae in his famous "In Flanders Fields," were more jingoistic, if solemn.
Unsurprisingly, Patton's syntax and diction are more workmanlike than these — sometimes cringingly kitschy, but other times pointedly channeling the frustrations of a professional soldier. Take this diatribe, "Absolute War":
Now in war we are confronted with conditions which are strange.
If we accept them we will never win.
Since by being realistic, as in mundane combats fistic,
We will get a bloody nose and that's a sin.
To avoid such fell disaster, the result of fighting faster,
We resort to fighting carefully and slow.
We fill up terrestrial spaces with secure expensive bases
To keep our tax rate high and death rate low.
But with sadness and with sorrow we discover to our horror
That while we build, the enemy gets set.
So despite our fine intentions to produce extensive pensions
We haven't licked the dirty bastard yet.
For in war just as in loving, you must always keep on shoving
Or you'll never get your just reward.
For if you are dilatory in the search for lust and glory
You are up shit creek and that's the truth, Oh! Lord.
So let us do real fighting, boring in and gouging, biting.
Let's take a chance now that we have the ball.
Let's forget those fine firm bases in the dreary shell raked spaces.
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