Now, the HEX reengineered condom isn’t really “news,” considering how the Swedish “intimate lifestyle” company LELO dropped this ultra-thin, super-flexible tallywhacker-wrapper on the world nine months ago, but think of it this way: In those nine months you didn’t know about the HEX, you could have conceived and witnessed the birth of your very own living, breathing, defecating child. Don’t make the same mistake twice.
“But what about a Trojan or Magnum?!” you may yell, shaking your fists at the inescapable burdens of fatherhood that cause your genitals to retract into your torso faster than a shell from an electromagnetic railgun. Fuck that noise: The HEX wasn’t just designed to keep juices where they belong, but to maximize sensation and pleasure for you, the sex-haver, without getting in the way while you’re doing sexy sex stuff.
Speaking of sexy sex stuff, the HEX’s sexy sex-features include:
Natural latex (for sex!)
0.045mm thin (for those are clueless about the metric system, this is very thin indeed)
54mm diameter (we’re not sure if that’s a wide enough holster for your sidearm ;) )
Guys, this condom is so sciency that it uses honeycombs, the sexiest shape found in nature: “There’s a reason why honeycombs are the shape they are. Nature knows it, dragonflies know it, Fibonacci knew it, and we know it,” claims LELO. “Hexagons are strong, symmetrical, even, and tessellates perfectly — they’re nature’s go-to shape for strength and lightness.” Also, you can’t spell “hexagons” without S-E-X (and also a G and some other letters, but mainly those three).
Benjamin Franklin nailed it when he said, "Fatigue is the best pillow." True story, Benny. There's nothing like pushing your body so far past exhaustion that you'd willingly, even longingly, take a nap on a concrete slab.
U.S. Coast Guard Petty Officer 2nd Class Karl Munson pilots a 26-foot boat while Petty Officer 2nd Class Gabriel Diaz keeps an eye on a boarding team who is inspecting a 79-foot shrimp boat in the Gulf of Mexico, off the coast of New Orleans, La., on April 27, 2005
Radio transmissions to the U.S. Coast Guard are usually calls for help from boaters, but one captain got on the radio recently just to say thanks to the men and women who are currently working without pay.
DOVER AIR FORCE BASE, Del (Reuters) - U.S. President Donald Trump traveled to Dover Air Force Base in Delaware on Saturday to receive the remains of four Americans killed in a suicide bombing in northern Syria.
Trump, locked in a battle with congressional Democrats that has led to a nearly month-long partial government shutdown, announced his trip via a pre-dawn tweet, saying he was going "to be with the families of 4 very special people who lost their lives in service to our Country!"
Former President George W. Bush is calling for an end to the partial government shutdown, which is about to hit the one-month mark and is currently the longest shutdown in US history.
In an appeal made on Instagram, the 43rd president called on "leaders on both sides to put politics aside, come together, and end this shutdown." The caption was posted with an image of him and former First Lady Laura Bush giving pizza to their Secret Service detail.