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What the daily schedule of a National Guard substitute teacher probably looks like
Allow me to orientate you to this algebra equation on this here blackboard.
A Marine was asked ‘how many people have you killed?’ His response was perfect
Fun times to be found on Hinge
10 books for Marines who want to learn how to read good
Think of it as a supplement to the Commandant’s Professional Reading list, only Marines may actually want to read these items.
What not to say to a service member on Veterans Day
"I was going to join the military, but..."
These are the best photos of the US Military we saw this week
Blue Angels and brrrrt, silkies and squad bays...we have it all
These military terms are harder to understand than the phrases they replace
Are you reading me Lima Charlie?
Behold the majesty that is this portrait of ‘SEAL Team 1776’
Hail to the chief.
Everyone is wrong about the Space Force Ka-Bar except me
The Space Force Ka-Bar may not be the knife you wanted, but it’s the knife we need, damn it.
The Space Force Ka-Bar that nobody asked for is finally here
In space, no one can hear you stab.
We salute the Army crew who named their tank ‘A Thicc Boi’
Here's to the “Thicc Boi” of Task Force Bastard.
‘Diplomacy failed,’ ‘bye Felicia,’ and 27 other incredible tank names
Tanks for the laughs!
Here’s what 23 of the world’s most dangerous terrorists look like today
Let's see how they're doing...
Here is every bad ‘fitness guy’ you’ll meet in the military
You can't say he wasn't motivated
Mattis vaccinated against COVID-19, proving he has a plan to kill every germ he meets
Insert 'knife hands' quip here.
This hilarious new animated short captures the boredom felt by troops everywhere
"At the end of the day, we want to make veterans laugh. Because that’s the best therapy."
This video is a case study in how to combat boredom in the military
Watch two soldiers duke it out while wearing cardboard armor, swords, flails, and shields.
11 essential pieces of gear for the War on Christmas
The ultimate struggle for the soul of America is upon us. Be prepared
This is what it would look like if the Navy was run like a used car dealership
If the Navy were run by the same sleazy used car salesmen who gather around military bases the way a pack of hyenas stalks the savannah, then the service might look something like this
The State Department wished the Air Force a happy birthday with a photo of the Navy’s Blue Angels
The State Department failed miserably in a now-deleted tweet that featured the Navy's Blue Angels instead of literally any other Air Force jet
James Mattis describes the kill radius of his knife hand
What's the kill radius of former Defense Secretary James Mattis' knife hand? Mattis himself answers
The old school safety brief you didn’t realize you were missing: ‘I’ll punch you dead in your mouth’
This safety brief is a masterpiece.
The 4 military stereotypes that war movies get right
While we can laugh about the Hollywood blueprint for a war hero, or get annoyed when we see military portrayals go very wrong, the more I watch, the more that I have found there are some leadership roles that these movies actually get right
Flanked by pistol-packing generals, Kim Jong Un appears ready to drop the hottest diss track of 2020
Kim Jong Un has a clear message for his generals: throw ya guns in the air like you just don't care
11 reasons Warhammer 40,000 is a lot like the US military
Have you ever been deemed a heretic for minor infractions of protocol?
6 types of dudes being mad in their cars on video
I watched a few hours of these videos over a long weekend, and once I was able to focus without my brain liquefying and dribbling out of my ears, I was able to categorize the wondrous varieties of inter-auto-macho video