Humor

Veterans Only Parking Doesn’t Go Far Enough

I can't park my car like everyone else. I'm a Veteran, I'm special and more equal than everyone else. I...

Every Guy with a Mustache in your Platoon

Sir, I mustache you a question haha no but seriously I lost my rifle have you seen it anywhere?  Military...

Every Crazy Knife Guy in Your Platoon

Every platoon has a knife guy and they're usually exactly like this dude. He loves the smell of burnt 550...

HR rep to replace SAW Gunner in all Special Forces teams

What would happen if every SAW Gunner was replaced by an HR Rep?

Top 5 Bases That Should Be Deployments

Flask & Purpose: Crazy Russian drill

Pour one out for the soldiers photographed in The Washington Post with their hands in their damn pockets

Bless your heart.

Consider this a reminder that Cap’n Crunch is definitely stolen valor

Over the weekend, the airmen at MacDill Air Force Base made the mistake of inviting a known fraud into their...

We salute this Air Force general for his epic post-retirement face armor

It is an indisputable, undeniable truth that veterans absolutely love their post-service beards, and this love makes no exceptions based...

Your best (and worst) jokes about SOCOM’s new ‘third arm’ exoskeleton

Earlier this week, I reported that U.S. Special Operations Command was working on an articulated, gyrostabilized "third arm" to help...

Video: the M1 Abrams’ new upgrades will blow you away

A system that intercepts enemy rockets and a brand-new munition? Tank you very much

America’s corporate overlords want you to know the true meaning of Veterans Day: Buying their stuff

Ah, Veterans Day. It's that federal holiday where most people just want to take the day off to celebrate America's...

9 types of profile pictures that show up just before Veterans Day

American traditions have changed over time, including how we celebrate holidays. In the modern world, one new tradition is posting...

Paul Rudd is now the face of the Pentagon’s Baskin-Robbins for a very good reason

Baskin-Robbins always finds out

The knife guy in your platoon

Knife to meet you sir. I love the smell of 550 cord in the morning.

We salute the Irish Defense Forces veteran who got the last laugh at his own funeral

"Was asked a question the other day, it was what's the difference between military humor and civilian humor it's simple,...

The .50 cal Barrett sniper rifle’s strange origin story

Not many people know the creator of the .50 cal sniper rifle was originally a professional photographer who was inspired...

Watch SNL confront that ridiculous rumor about Elizabeth Warren and the young Marine in the best way

"If you think I'm in a room with a veteran and I don't immediately thank him for his service and...

The war in Afghanistan is now old enough to buy cigarettes, get awful military tattoos, enlist, and fight itself

HBD, Operation Enduring Freedom.

This Blue Falcon action figure may tell your C.O. you’re not actually at dental

If you're looking for the perfect gift to give the "Blue Falcon" in your life, look no further than this...

A soldier asked Reddit what kind of ammo this is. The responses were alarmingly consistent

The U.S. Army is one of the mightiest fighting forces in the history of mankind. It's also populated, at least...

We salute the foul-mouthed Navy vet remembered as ‘the most inappropriate guy with the biggest heart’

Per his final demands, Joe Heller was laid in his casket Thursday in a T-shirt featuring the Disney dwarf Grumpy...

‘Veteran Only’ parking spots don’t go far enough

As a veteran I'm not capable of parking my car in a normal spot like everyone else.

The future of night vision: eye injections

Insurgents are using night vision against us. Science is working to keep U.S. service members one step ahead

Everyone over 30 years old in the military

It would behoove you yoohoos to daggon' listen up