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By Haley Britzky Oct 7, 2019

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The war in Afghanistan is now old enough to buy cigarettes, get awful military tattoos, enlist, and fight itself

HBD, Operation Enduring Freedom.

By Paul Szoldra Sep 27, 2019

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This Blue Falcon action figure may tell your C.O. you’re not actually at dental

If you're looking for the perfect gift to give the "Blue Falcon" in your life, look no further than this new action figure.

By Jared Keller Sep 26, 2019

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A soldier asked Reddit what kind of ammo this is. The responses were alarmingly consistent

The U.S. Army is one of the mightiest fighting forces in the history of mankind. It's also populated, at least in the enlisted ranks, by a bunch of 20-somethings who...

By Jesse Leavenworth,. The Hartford Courant Sep 14, 2019

Unsung Heroes

We salute the foul-mouthed Navy vet remembered as ‘the most inappropriate guy with the biggest heart’

Per his final demands, Joe Heller was laid in his casket Thursday in a T-shirt featuring the Disney dwarf Grumpy and the middle finger of his right hand extended

By Chris Capelluto Sep 13, 2019

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‘Veteran Only’ parking spots don’t go far enough

As a veteran I'm not capable of parking my car in a normal spot like everyone else.

By Chris Capelluto Sep 12, 2019

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The future of night vision: eye injections

Insurgents are using night vision against us. Science is working to keep U.S. service members one step ahead

By Patrick Baker Sep 4, 2019

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Everyone over 30 years old in the military

It would behoove you yoohoos to daggon' listen up

By Haley Britzky Sep 3, 2019

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Sadly, the military won’t be taking the advice of this Florida man to stop hurricanes

This guy might be onto something...

By Jared Keller Aug 26, 2019

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The Coast Guard just did 2 national security cutters at the same time

Hey, Coasties: What would you do if you had millions of dollars?

By Chris Capelluto Aug 23, 2019

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Every guy with a mustache in your platoon

Sir, I mustache you a question! Haha no, but seriously I lost the crypto fill.

By Jared Keller Aug 20, 2019

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This official US military photo title is both totally absurd and deeply revealing

Some DVIDS uploads come with captions and titles that cut right to the core, perfectly capturing the essence of life in the U.S. military in a way that makes you...

By James Clark Aug 14, 2019

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Ranger vet and online entertainer Mat Best on his sincerely sarcastic memoir: ‘Thank You For My Service’

Task & Purpose took a few minutes to chat with Ranger veteran, entrepreneur and online entertainer Mat Best about his upcoming memoir "Thank You For My Service."

By Bill Bostock, Business Insider Aug 14, 2019

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ISIS propaganda blooper video shows a recruit botching his pledge of allegiance with an assist from some furious birds

A new video of ISIS recruits trying to pledge their allegiance to the caliphate shows a recruit fluffing his lines and being interrupted by screeching bird calls

By Paul Szoldra Aug 1, 2019

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Here’s a video of Marines doing naked bowling that you don’t want to watch but will anyway

To their credit, at least they're wearing shower shoes.

By Chris Capelluto Aug 1, 2019

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HR rep to replace SAW gunners in all special operations units

Navy SEALs and Army Green Berets are in trouble for their misconduct on and off the field. Here's how we solve it.

By Jared Keller Jul 30, 2019

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The real reason Maverick is still a captain 30 years after ‘Top Gun,’ according to this hilariously accurate alternate trailer

Maverick just feels the need for speed — and the need to express it as inappropriately as possible

By Jared Keller Jul 28, 2019

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Watch Egyptian soldiers perform bizarre feats of strength in a batsh*t insane sizzle reel

When service members complain that a military career involves jumping through a lot of hoops, this probably isn't what they had in mind

By James Barber, Military.com Jul 27, 2019

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How to prepare to storm Area 51 and see them aliens

Go in grace.

By Chris Capelluto Jul 25, 2019

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When vets hear we’re going back to war

Put me in coach!

By Chris Capelluto Jul 24, 2019

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Past vs. Present: When you come home from ‘The War’

Don't get all nostalgic on me now.

By Jared Keller Jul 22, 2019

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No, a Navy submariner didn’t receive special liberty to clap alien asscheeks at Area 51

If it looks too good to be true, chances are it probably is

By Paul Szoldra Jul 19, 2019

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We ran the military chain of command through FaceApp and the results were hilarious

What would happen to your military chain of command board if everyone from the President to the Defense Secretary got the same treatment? Well, you're in luck my friend, because...

By Jared Keller Jul 18, 2019

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Kalashnikov’s new anti-drone rifle is … well, just look at it

Just two years after Russian defense contractor Zala Aero first unveiled REX-1 anti-drone system back in 2017, the Kalashnikov Concern subsidiary is back with an girthy update to its slick...

By Jared Keller Jul 15, 2019

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The Air Force is on guard against potential Area 51 intruders like this hero in custom Boba Fett armor and his love of ‘clapping alien asscheeks’

More than half a million people say they plan on storming the gates of Area 51 in September — and the Air Force is not impressed

By Chris Capelluto Jul 12, 2019

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Hot mic from Storm Area 51 protest

Mandatory Fun obtained an exclusive recording off a hot mic on Area 51. Two soldiers discuss why 300,000 Facebook warriors want to storm Area 51.

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The war in Afghanistan is now old enough to buy cigarettes, get awful military tattoos, enlist, and fight itself

This Blue Falcon action figure may tell your C.O. you’re not actually at dental

A soldier asked Reddit what kind of ammo this is. The responses were alarmingly consistent

We salute the foul-mouthed Navy vet remembered as ‘the most inappropriate guy with the biggest heart’

‘Veteran Only’ parking spots don’t go far enough

The future of night vision: eye injections

Everyone over 30 years old in the military

Sadly, the military won’t be taking the advice of this Florida man to stop hurricanes

The Coast Guard just did 2 national security cutters at the same time

Every guy with a mustache in your platoon

This official US military photo title is both totally absurd and deeply revealing

Ranger vet and online entertainer Mat Best on his sincerely sarcastic memoir: ‘Thank You For My Service’

ISIS propaganda blooper video shows a recruit botching his pledge of allegiance with an assist from some furious birds

Here’s a video of Marines doing naked bowling that you don’t want to watch but will anyway

HR rep to replace SAW gunners in all special operations units

The real reason Maverick is still a captain 30 years after ‘Top Gun,’ according to this hilariously accurate alternate trailer

Watch Egyptian soldiers perform bizarre feats of strength in a batsh*t insane sizzle reel

How to prepare to storm Area 51 and see them aliens

When vets hear we’re going back to war

Past vs. Present: When you come home from ‘The War’

No, a Navy submariner didn’t receive special liberty to clap alien asscheeks at Area 51

We ran the military chain of command through FaceApp and the results were hilarious

Kalashnikov’s new anti-drone rifle is … well, just look at it

The Air Force is on guard against potential Area 51 intruders like this hero in custom Boba Fett armor and his love of ‘clapping alien asscheeks’

Hot mic from Storm Area 51 protest