File this one under: "And we thought Reality TV couldn't get worse." The answer, as always, is "yes, it can."
Casting producers for an upcoming Fox Network show are "searching the country for one amazing woman who unfortunately lost her husband/boyfriend/fiancé before they were able to start a family," according to a message sent by Cherish Hamutoff, a Hollywood casting producer. "We are looking [for] an all American woman whose partner was a hero (military, police, firefighter) to be our lead on the series."
In other words: bring out your military widows, you guys. Reality TV wants to exploit them for the sport of TV drama.
"It's an empowering show about one woman who is pursuing her dream to start a family. She will be featured/presented on the show as one of the most eligible in the country who is ready to complete her love story," it continues.
In other words: you know what's hot? Combat loss and service-related tragedy. Military loss and widows are so hot right now.
But do not fear! There is cash involved.
"There is generous compensation to the woman who is selected," the message states.
In other words: do not worry about the exploitation. Exploiting someone's tragedy and sacrifice is totally fine if they are well paid.
(Hamutoff did not immediately respond to a request for comment.)
Benjamin Franklin nailed it when he said, "Fatigue is the best pillow." True story, Benny. There's nothing like pushing your body so far past exhaustion that you'd willingly, even longingly, take a nap on a concrete slab.
Coast Guard cutter Bertholf on a counterdrug patrol in the eastern Pacific Ocean, March 11, 2018. (U.S. Coast Guard/Petty Officer 2nd Class Michael Trees
U.S. Coast Guard cutter Bertholf left California on January 20 for a months-long mission in the Pacific to support U.S. Indo-Pacific Command, the largest of the U.S. military's geographic combatant commands.
Coast Guardsmen aboard the Bertholf left Alameda on the 30th day of what is now the longest government shutdown in U.S. history. They left a few days after not getting their first paycheck since that shutdown started and without knowing when the next will come.