--- title: "What is the dumbest uniform regulation in the US military?" description: "There are a lot of uniform regulations in the military, but sometimes it feels like they get just a little carried away." date: "2021-09-05" modified: "2021-09-05" authors: - name: "Kyle Gunn" job_title: "YouTube Producer" link: "https://taskandpurpose.com/authors/kyle-gunn/" url: "https://taskandpurpose.com/news/dumb-uniform-regulations/" categories: - "Analysis" - "News" --- # What is the dumbest uniform regulation in the US military? ![]() *Marine recruits of Company A, 1st Recruit Training Battalion, stand in formation for a uniform inspection by a senior drill instructor at Marine Corps Recruit Depot San Diego, Calif., on April 5, 2013. Examination of the recruit's uniforms, weapons, and Marine Corps knowledge are some of the items drill instructors test during inspection. (DoD photo by Lance Cpl.Benjamin E. Woodle, U.S. Marine Corps/Released)* The age of enlightenment in the military over uniform regulations is upon us! The Air Force just rolled out a [slew of new regulations]() including [allowing hands in pockets](), the Army recently authorized females to wear [ponytails]() so they can finally stop going bald and getting migraines from bun hairstyles, and the Navy [removed terms]() like “faddish” and “eccentric” from their regulations and updated a slew of [grooming rules](). The Marine Corps has not quite gotten the memo yet, but if this is anything like new gear, perhaps they’ll get it about five to ten years after the Army. Uniform regulations in the military are just one of those things that you can’t easily explain to people who have not experienced them. There are not many jobs that require you to mark the front of your underwear with your last name and first initial ([Marine Corps]()) or prevent you from wearing certain clothes in a store that sells alcohol if you’re pregnant ([Army]()). The closest comparison I can think of is those laws that are incredibly specific, such as one such law in Carmel, California, forbidding [wear of high heels over two inches]() without a permit. ![]() *U.S. Army Sgt. 1st Class David Dickmann, right, inspects Sgt. 1st Class Joaquin Spikes' uniform during the 2017 Army Materiel Command's Best Warrior Competition July 16, 2017, at Camp Atterbury, Indiana. During the three-day competition, these elite warriors are tested on basic and advanced warrior tasks and drills. (U.S. Army photo by Sgt. 1st Class Teddy Wade)* This is not to say that uniform regulations are worthless and they should be done away with. We absolutely should not do that, that would be chaos. What would sergeants major and other senior enlisted do with their time? We need these regulations to help maintain good order and discipline and ensure that troops don’t look like a “rotten fartsack of smashed assholes” when they get dressed. They are also essential in making sure that hairstyles like the ridiculous “horse shoe” never happen again. ![]() **The prohibited “horse shoe” hairstyle as illustrated in Marine Corps Order P1020.34H** While they do serve a purpose, there are still some really dumb uniform regulations out there. So what are they? Let us know what you think are the dumbest or weirdest regulations you’ve seen. But make sure you actually read the order and save us from the barracks lawyers. **More great stories on *Task & Purpose*** - **All US troops are** [**officially out of Afghanistan**]() - [**These are the 13 American military service members**]() **killed in Kabul** - **Marine commander relieved over viral video**[ **calling out military leaders for Afghanistan withdrawal**]() - **One of the most telling scenes in ‘Saving Private Ryan’**[ **involved a sidelong glance at a sandwich**]() - **Air Force special operators go from** [**firefights to firefighting in California**]() - [**‘This is what we live for’**]() **—**[ ]()**Air Force C-17 crews jump at the chance to help others in Afghan airlift** - **This is the U.S.**[ **military equipment that likely ended up in Taliban hands**]() **Want to write for Task & Purpose?** [**Learn more here**]() **and be sure to check out more great stories on** [**our homepage.**]() ## Author Kyle Gunn is the Producer of the Task & Purpose YouTube channel. He assumed the role in April 2025. ### Author social links [LinkedIn]() [Twitter]()