Jose Avila, left, and William Kuper, right, were arrested Dec. 30 after allegedly trying to drive through Tinker Air Force Base in a car reeking of weed (Oklahoma County Sheriff's Office)
Two hapless sons of Missouri probably didn't get the memo that just because the Air Force's motto is "Aim High," that doesn't mean you can roll up to the front gate of an air base with your car reeking of weed, with baggies full of pot, a box full of bongs, and a Glock inside.
But that's exactly what Jose Avila, 42, and William Kuper, 30, are alleged to have done on Dec. 30, on their way home from California.
As a benefit of serving in the military, veterans have access to a low-rate mortgage with no money down. One disabled Massachusetts veteran was denied that benefit, though, due to his legal job in the marijuana industry, according to the Boston Globe.
If you’re going to cheat on your spouse, joining the bot-infested, hacker-prone “dating” website Ashley Madison is probably the dumbest way to go about it. But people do. Lots of people. In fact, 32 million Ashley Madison accounts have been created since the site launched more than a decade ago.