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Meet Jody. Jody decided to shirk his patriotic duty and stay home while you chose to serve your country. Jody is lying in wait, plotting to steal your girl when you’re away. It’s easy: Jody will swoop in, console her when she’s lonely, then slowly fill your boots simply because he’s there and you’re not. He’s the original “Mr. Steal Your Girl,” and he is every soldier’s worst nightmare

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4 Jodies Who Will Ruin Your Life

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There are probably a thousand cadences about Jody. “Jody,” for the uninitiated, is the nickname for that guy who messes around with someone’s significant other while he’s off on a deployment or on training. It’s a military tradition. That’s why military units love to make up songs about him to sing while they run.

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U.S. Marine Corps photo by Sgt. Kuande Hall

In Marine Corps boot camp recruits learn two things very quickly. The first: If a drill instructor looks happy, you’re fucked. Second: These guys go ape-shit for cadence.

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Marine Corps photo by Lance Cpl. Levi Schultz

Do you ever wax poetic about slogging up a hill at 5 A.M., sweaty and exhausted, but held together by the camaraderie that comes with chanting cadences during a unit run? Well, thanks to Spotify, you can now listen to military cadences anytime you work out. Recorded straight from drill sergeants or drill instructors themselves, these playlists are guaranteed to get you amped. The popular music streaming app has cadences from all the services branches, even some that specific to infantry, rangers, or SEALs.

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If you’ve spent any time in the military, you’ve likely heard the following: “Leff, leff, leff, righ’ a layoo.”

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