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A 21-year-old sailor assigned to the USS George H.W. Bush was arrested on Friday for allegedly getting hammered and streaking through the quad of the Busch Gardens parking lot.

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Composite by Matt Battaglia

Anal sex is having something of a renaissance right now, and while I'm not going to judge what you do in your bedroom, there are definitely some things you shouldn't put in your butt. Like a fish, for example. Or two fish.

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Task and Purpose photo illustration by Matt Battaglia

The internet is filled to the brim with random shit you can buy or build yourself, but a lot of the stuff out there just seems wildly impractical. It's kind of hard to imagine a situation in which you’d really need something like, I dunno, a beer holster.

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Everyone has those nights, you know … the kind where you drink too much, go out, and make terrible decisions? The military is no exception — in fact, it may be worse, especially if you get stationed in bumfuck nowhere, and the only thing to do on the weekend is drink at the off-post watering hole with people you already work and live with.

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Air Force photo by Tech. Sgt. Terrica Y. Jones

Security footage reveals that on the night of Feb. 4, 59-year-old Richard Pieri stumbled across the hospital parking lot at the Veterans Affairs facility in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, according to a criminal complaint reported on by The Washington Post.

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