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“He was everything to us and we want you to know how much he loved his fans."

Think of it as a supplement to the Commandant’s Professional Reading list, only Marines may actually want to read these items.

"I wanted to enlist, but I totally would've punched out a drill instructor."

It's the most wonderful time of the year. Dress accordingly.

Happy Veterans Day! Have you heard about our great deals?

"I was going to join the military, but..."

It's called art, ever heard of it?

In space, no one can hear you stab.

It would be-who-of-you to stop utilizing this daggon nomenclature and re-orientate yourself in the direction of the nearest thesaurus.

Seems about right.

Let's see how they're doing...

Saluting squirrels.

You can't say he wasn't motivated

Turns out that getting screwed over by the green weenie is a time-honored military tradition that dates back centuries

"There’s a good story to it but we’re going to let the mystery live on for a little longer."

“If you want this, you will have to compete for this slot all over again.”

The ultimate struggle for the soul of America is upon us. Be prepared

Editor’s note: An earlier version of this story was originally published in 2017. Have you ever risked life and limb...

Choose your fighter. Will you be: The Dangler? The Nose Breather? The Denier?

If the Navy were run by the same sleazy used car salesmen who gather around military bases the way a pack of hyenas stalks the savannah, then the service might look something like this

I'll be totally honest, I love this.

I can't decide if this is an atrocity or a work of art

Cold dark places, mysterious enemies ... what are we waiting for?

Personally, I think there's just one surefire way to know if someone served in the miltiary, short of looking at their discharge papers: Ask them what they'd say to their recruiter.