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That time Bob Saget roasted the US military on ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos’
“He was everything to us and we want you to know how much he loved his fans."
10 books for Marines who want to learn how to read good
Think of it as a supplement to the Commandant’s Professional Reading list, only Marines may actually want to read these items.
The best gifts for someone who ‘almost joined the military, but…’
"I wanted to enlist, but I totally would've punched out a drill instructor."
The Task & Purpose guide to gearing up for the most aggressively American Christmas ever
It's the most wonderful time of the year. Dress accordingly.
America’s corporate overlords want you to know the true meaning of Veterans Day: Buying their stuff
Happy Veterans Day! Have you heard about our great deals?
What not to say to a service member on Veterans Day
"I was going to join the military, but..."
US troops gave the Taliban and ISIS the middle finger in messages left at Kabul airport
It's called art, ever heard of it?
The Space Force Ka-Bar that nobody asked for is finally here
In space, no one can hear you stab.
Behoove, orientate, caveat, and other words ‘the troops’ hate you for saying
It would be-who-of-you to stop utilizing this daggon nomenclature and re-orientate yourself in the direction of the nearest thesaurus.
Here’s a behind-the-scenes look at a Pentagon pitch meeting for the absurd M26 Shotgun
Seems about right.
Here’s what 23 of the world’s most dangerous terrorists look like today
Let's see how they're doing...
Here are the funniest military punishments you shared with us
Here is every bad ‘fitness guy’ you’ll meet in the military
You can't say he wasn't motivated
This Roman soldier’s 1,900-year-old payslip confirms the green weenie is immortal
Turns out that getting screwed over by the green weenie is a time-honored military tradition that dates back centuries
Gen. Mark Milley definitely has a tattoo and the mystery is killing me
"There’s a good story to it but we’re going to let the mystery live on for a little longer."
‘Time to find the Lion King in Pashto’ – One Marine’s epic struggle to deploy
“If you want this, you will have to compete for this slot all over again.”
11 essential pieces of gear for the War on Christmas
The ultimate struggle for the soul of America is upon us. Be prepared
The greatest ‘hold my beer’ moment in American history is thanks to this drunk Marine veteran
Editor’s note: An earlier version of this story was originally published in 2017. Have you ever risked life and limb...
The Army wants you to test your might in COVID Kombat
Choose your fighter. Will you be: The Dangler? The Nose Breather? The Denier?
This is what it would look like if the Navy was run like a used car dealership
If the Navy were run by the same sleazy used car salesmen who gather around military bases the way a pack of hyenas stalks the savannah, then the service might look something like this
This video of soldiers ‘cutting’ the grass with shovels will give you flashbacks
I'll be totally honest, I love this.
This military graphic on electronic warfare should give everyone nightmares
I can't decide if this is an atrocity or a work of art
Why this Air Force squadron is like the Night’s Watch from ‘Game of Thrones’
Cold dark places, mysterious enemies ... what are we waiting for?
This viral video asks the one question we all know the answer to: ‘What would you say to your recruiter?’
Personally, I think there's just one surefire way to know if someone served in the miltiary, short of looking at their discharge papers: Ask them what they'd say to their recruiter.
A new Army field manual has tips for ‘productive self-talk.’ Here are some examples the service should add
Welcome to motivation station!