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This Roman soldier’s 1,900-year-old payslip confirms the green weenie is immortal
Gen. Mark Milley definitely has a tattoo and the mystery is killing me
‘Time to find the Lion King in Pashto’ – One Marine’s epic struggle to deploy
11 essential pieces of gear for the War on Christmas
The greatest ‘hold my beer’ moment in American history is thanks to this drunk Marine veteran
The Army wants you to test your might in COVID Kombat
This is what it would look like if the Navy was run like a used car dealership
This video of soldiers ‘cutting’ the grass with shovels will give you flashbacks
This military graphic on electronic warfare should give everyone nightmares
Why this Air Force squadron is like the Night’s Watch from ‘Game of Thrones’
This viral video asks the one question we all know the answer to: ‘What would you say to your recruiter?’
A new Army field manual has tips for ‘productive self-talk.’ Here are some examples the service should add
Cranberry juice and Fleetwood Mac may be our new favorite military social media trend
COVID-19 squashes some of the Marine Corps’ biggest balls
James Mattis describes the kill radius of his knife hand
The 4 military stereotypes that war movies get right
Sailors explain Navy slang
10 questions only a veteran would ask Terminal Lance
Flanked by pistol-packing generals, Kim Jong Un appears ready to drop the hottest diss track of 2020
11 reasons Warhammer 40,000 is a lot like the US military
Own your life, says man who owns Osama Bin Laden’s
Here’s the ‘Friends’-themed Afghanistan video we never knew we needed
7 ways James Mattis is more of a Marine than Sebastian Gorka will ever be
Watch South Korean troops destroy Marines in an international military dance-off
6 things you should definitely not say to a veteran on Memorial Day
We salute ‘The Dude’ for being ‘the coolest military working dog ever’
This is literally the mother of all leave requests
Speaking of COVID-19, the Pentagon would like to remind you that it invented the Internet
The ex-Acting Navy Secretary’s last wish was to name a few ships. That didn’t happen, so we came up with some
Every Guy with a Mustache in your Platoon
Every Crazy Knife Guy in Your Platoon
HR rep to replace SAW Gunner in all Special Forces teams
ISIS leader known as ‘Jabba the Hutt’ captured in Mosul
A West Point cadet tried to crowdfund money to bring a porn star to the academy’s winter banquet
Consider this a reminder that Cap’n Crunch is definitely stolen valor
The USS George Washington just won the sh*t out of Christmas
Your best (and worst) jokes about SOCOM’s new ‘third arm’ exoskeleton
Here’s a photo of a police officer pulling over a tank
9 types of profile pictures that show up just before Veterans Day
It’s not stolen valor on Halloween
Paul Rudd is now the face of the Pentagon’s Baskin-Robbins for a very good reason
7 types of ammo you should definitely put up your butt
US troops left behind dick drawings at an abandoned Syrian camp they knew Russian soldiers would take over
We salute the Irish Defense Forces veteran who got the last laugh at his own funeral
Watch SNL confront that ridiculous rumor about Elizabeth Warren and the young Marine in the best way
A soldier asked Reddit what kind of ammo this is. The responses were alarmingly consistent
These CIA officers were the first US boots on the ground in Afghanistan after 9/11 — and one was ‘Marine Todd’
This 400-pound feral hog is one of more than 1,200 that have invaded a Texas Air Force base since 2016
We salute the foul-mouthed Navy vet remembered as ‘the most inappropriate guy with the biggest heart’
The Navy beats out the Air Force as the fattest branch, somehow
Everyone over 30 years old in the military
The Coast Guard just did 2 national security cutters at the same time
This official US military photo title is both totally absurd and deeply revealing
ISIS propaganda blooper video shows a recruit botching his pledge of allegiance with an assist from some furious birds
The real reason Maverick is still a captain 30 years after ‘Top Gun,’ according to this hilariously accurate alternate trailer
Watch Egyptian soldiers perform bizarre feats of strength in a batsh*t insane sizzle reel
No, a Navy submariner didn’t receive special liberty to clap alien asscheeks at Area 51
Kalashnikov’s new anti-drone rifle is … well, just look at it
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my AI-powered ‘Spice’ bombs
13 titles for James Mattis’s upcoming book that are better than ‘Call Sign Chaos’
We salute the soldiers who named their tank ‘Chuck Norris’ after the actor hung out with them
9 of the worst-named military missions and war games in history
South Korea’s army is training drones to teabag enemies with explosives
An F-16 Fighting Falcon fought a hawk and won
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