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Trash-talking Philippine president threatens war with Canada if they don’t take out the garbage
Dodge’s new ‘Stars and Stripes’ Chargers and Challengers are tailor-made for the base parking lot
Storm the blocky beaches of Normandy with these excellent WWII Lego knock-offs
27 of your favorite fictional firearms, ranked
The most realistic toy about Army life ever made is this set with a soldier bored as hell in the barracks
The US military’s obsession with ‘lethality’ has officially gone too far
Roman soldiers drew penises all over Hadrian’s Wall more than 1,800 years ago
H&K to Marines: Please don’t try to break your new rifle, you crayon-eating simpletons
7 scenes from ‘Office Space’ that apply perfectly to the US military
Mother Earth is apparently trying to devour the Marine Corps
These Veterans Charities Aren’t Real, But Goddammit They Should Be
Israel To Iran: Too Close For Missiles, I’m Switching To Tweets
Army Finally Realizes Reflective Belts Aren’t Needed In Daylight
Captain America Is Basically The Bowe Bergdahl Of The Marvel Universe
China Swallowed Islands In The South China Sea. Now It Wants To Eat Djibouti Like Groceries
Those Ridiculous Smart Glasses From ‘Mission: Impossible II’ Are Finally Here, But They Won’t Get You Laid
The Best Melee Weapons In US Military History, Ranked
You Have To Read This Cringeworthy Memo Banning American Soldiers In Germany From Having Sex
‘Stripes’ Showed America That Bill Murray Is An Urban Warfare Visionary
‘Iron Eagle’ Was The Worst Thing To Happen To The Air Force Since ‘Nam
Paul Bremer, A Foil For Iraq War F*ckups, Has Suddenly Become A Favorite Internet Meme
Captain America Basically Leads An Insurgency In The First Trailer For ‘Avengers: Endgame’
Norway Sank Its Own Frigate
The Ultimate Barracks Lawyer Is Now The Ultimate Barracks Judge
Two Marine Pilots Grounded While Being Investigated Over ‘Sky Penis’ Episode
This New Navy Recruiting Video Is Basically Just A Tribute To Miniguns
This Navy Anti-Marijuana PSA Is A Great Reminder Of How Uncool Navy Is, Bro
Reminder: Don’t Go To Your Base Gate Dressed In A Suicide Bomber Costume
US Troops Deploy ‘Overwhelming Force’ Against Iceland’s Beer Supplies
An Open Letter To ‘Call Of Duty’: I’ll Give ‘Black Ops 4’ A Chance, But Don’t Hurt Me Again
In Defense Of Military Pilots Drawing Dicks In The Sky
The Navy Wants To Do Two Carriers At The Same Time
US Soldier Arrested For Allegedly Kicking South Korean Cop In The Nuts
Marines Confirm That Yes, They Drew That New Sky Penis Over California
5 Spectacular Military Joyrides From US History
The CIA Had A Top-Secret Manual To Help U-2 Pilots Avoid Crapping Their Pants At 70,000 Feet
Air Force General Really Wants To Go Fight All These Damn Hurricanes
This 70s Marine Recruiting Video Wants To Take The Hippie Out Of You
‘For Heavens Sake Stop It’: How A WWI Army Officer Stopped Friendly Fire From Hitting His Men
We’re Loving This Official DoD Video Of Cartoon Soldiers Killing Stuff
The shower scene is the most important part of ‘Starship Troopers,’ and not for the obvious reasons
What Happens When You Gotta Go In The Middle Of A Viet Cong Assault
If The Hoth Crash Was An Air Force Investigation
Hilarious Video Shows Navy Carrier Officers Having Way Too Much Fun Launching Aircraft
Mattis Reportedly Has The Dumbest New Nickname I’ve Ever Heard
The Top 5 Veteran Influencers You Should Be Following On Social Media, According To A Marine Vet
I Sought A Peaceful Poop In The Kuwaiti Desert. Then The Convoys Arrived
‘I Was Sh*tting All Over Their Country’: Doing My Doody On An Iraqi Roadside
Confessions Of A Belligerent Marine Grunt Turned Memoirist
There’s A Theme Park About That Time The Union Tried To Use Dinosaurs To Win The Civil War
Sh*t Happens — And That’s Not Always A Bad Thing
No Sh*t: A New ‘Long March’ Contest
We’re Launching A Confessions Column. To Get It Started, Here’s Our Dirty Laundry
Ask A Veteran: Is ‘Thank You For Your Service’ The Right Thing To Say?
We Salute You, Mark Wahlberg, The Thirstiest Civilian Ever
What The Fresh Hell Is Going On With This Air Force Uniform Photo?
Military Rhymes: A Collection Of The Phrases That Capture Part Of A Culture
We salute the naked British Army captain who escaped a latrine after his drunk troops locked him in
Watch A Russian Naval Parade Go Horribly Wrong Before Putin’s Eyes
Virginia Candidate: My Alleged Love Of ‘Bigfoot Erotica’ Is Just A Dumb Military Joke
Top 5 Oddest Things Found On Military Bases This Month
The Coast Guard Is On The Hunt For This Unicorn’s Master
This May Be The Most Sexually Suggestive Naval Screw-Up In Military History
An Open Letter To The Pentagon Regarding The Serious Matter Of My Beard
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