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Consider this a reminder that Cap’n Crunch is definitely stolen valor
Over the weekend, the airmen at MacDill Air Force Base made the mistake of inviting a known fraud into their midst
The USS George Washington just won the sh*t out of Christmas
The United States Navy is recalling some its most seasoned leaders in time for the Holiday season to train up its green pilots, and no, we're not talking about Maverick.
Your best (and worst) jokes about SOCOM’s new ‘third arm’ exoskeleton
Earlier this week, I reported that U.S. Special Operations Command was working on an articulated, gyrostabilized "third arm" to help enhance operator's accuracy downrange. Naturally, Task & Purpose readers responded with a barrage of dick jokes.
Here’s a photo of a police officer pulling over a tank
"Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"
9 types of profile pictures that show up just before Veterans Day
American traditions have changed over time, including how we celebrate holidays. In the modern world, one new tradition is posting old photos to social media. This time of year, that means a deluge of military photos showing up just before Veterans Day
It’s not stolen valor on Halloween
Halloween is most importantly a day for playing make-believe — the only day adults can escape their 9-to-5 jobs and pretend to be something they're not.
Paul Rudd is now the face of the Pentagon’s Baskin-Robbins for a very good reason
Baskin-Robbins always finds out
7 types of ammo you should definitely put up your butt
What's the best ammo to jam up one's uniformed butt? You have questions, and we have answers
US troops left behind dick drawings at an abandoned Syrian camp they knew Russian soldiers would take over
Nothing says "hello" from one fighting force to another like a bunch of crude dick drawings
We salute the Irish Defense Forces veteran who got the last laugh at his own funeral
"Was asked a question the other day, it was what's the difference between military humor and civilian humor it's simple, it's black. This video should say it all"
Watch SNL confront that ridiculous rumor about Elizabeth Warren and the young Marine in the best way
"If you think I'm in a room with a veteran and I don't immediately thank him for his service and then make sure he's getting his VA benefits, you're insane!"
A soldier asked Reddit what kind of ammo this is. The responses were alarmingly consistent
The U.S. Army is one of the mightiest fighting forces in the history of mankind. It's also populated, at least in the enlisted ranks, by a bunch of 20-somethings who hold both millions in high-tech equipment and power over life and death in their hands
These CIA officers were the first US boots on the ground in Afghanistan after 9/11 — and one was ‘Marine Todd’
Before the 5th Special Forces Group's Operational Detachment Alpha 595, before 160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment's MH-47E Chinooks, and before the Air Force combat controllers, there were a handful of CIA officers and a buttload of cash
This 400-pound feral hog is one of more than 1,200 that have invaded a Texas Air Force base since 2016
At least one Air Force base is waging a slow battle against feral hogs — and way, way more than 30-50 of them
We salute the foul-mouthed Navy vet remembered as ‘the most inappropriate guy with the biggest heart’
Per his final demands, Joe Heller was laid in his casket Thursday in a T-shirt featuring the Disney dwarf Grumpy and the middle finger of his right hand extended
The Navy beats out the Air Force as the fattest branch, somehow
You'd expect a force commonly derided as a "Chair Force" to rank pretty high on a list of U.S. service branches by obesity, but apparently the Navy has snatched that king-size throne from the flyboys in the Air Force
Everyone over 30 years old in the military
It would behoove you yoohoos to daggon' listen up
The Coast Guard just did 2 national security cutters at the same time
Hey, Coasties: What would you do if you had millions of dollars?
This official US military photo title is both totally absurd and deeply revealing
Some DVIDS uploads come with captions and titles that cut right to the core, perfectly capturing the essence of life in the U.S. military in a way that makes you sigh, facepalm, and utter a mournful, 'too real'
ISIS propaganda blooper video shows a recruit botching his pledge of allegiance with an assist from some furious birds
A new video of ISIS recruits trying to pledge their allegiance to the caliphate shows a recruit fluffing his lines and being interrupted by screeching bird calls
The real reason Maverick is still a captain 30 years after ‘Top Gun,’ according to this hilariously accurate alternate trailer
Maverick just feels the need for speed — and the need to express it as inappropriately as possible
Watch Egyptian soldiers perform bizarre feats of strength in a batsh*t insane sizzle reel
When service members complain that a military career involves jumping through a lot of hoops, this probably isn't what they had in mind
No, a Navy submariner didn’t receive special liberty to clap alien asscheeks at Area 51
If it looks too good to be true, chances are it probably is
Kalashnikov’s new anti-drone rifle is … well, just look at it
Just two years after Russian defense contractor Zala Aero first unveiled REX-1 anti-drone system back in 2017, the Kalashnikov Concern subsidiary is back with an girthy update to its slick electronic rifle
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my AI-powered ‘Spice’ bombs
Scary, Sport, Baby, and Ginger are back and ready to bomb unsuspecting targets back to the Stone Age