If you're looking to hire someone, you should probably pass on the American who apparently sent in a resume and cover letter to the ISIS terrorist group.
As we learned earlier this week, the U.S.-backed Syrian Democratic Forces reportedly captured two American-born ISIS fighters in eastern Syria, and one of them, amazingly, got his start with the terror group by applying for it like it was just another office job.
Benjamin Franklin nailed it when he said, "Fatigue is the best pillow." True story, Benny. There's nothing like pushing your body so far past exhaustion that you'd willingly, even longingly, take a nap on a concrete slab.