In 2007, Kyle Christopher Barwan enlisted in the Army National Guard. Less than 180 days later, he was discharged, apparently after having failed to meet medical procurement standards. But that hasn’t stopped Barwan, who was arrested in on Jan. 25 for impersonating a member of the military for the purpose of material gain, from attempting to reap the benefits of honorable service. Not once. Not twice. But no fewer than three times.
Benjamin Franklin nailed it when he said, "Fatigue is the best pillow." True story, Benny. There's nothing like pushing your body so far past exhaustion that you'd willingly, even longingly, take a nap on a concrete slab.