There are so many things you can do with 550 cord: make a snare, build an improvised hammock, replace your shoestrings, even floss your teeth. But use it to whip a 100-mph golf ball at your buddy’s testicles? That’s one we’ve never thought of before, and we’re assuming most people — or at least, most sane people — haven’t, either.
Sometimes being a man means getting punched or kicked in the face. If you find this keeps happening, you can either reevaluate your life choices, or learn how to cut your recovery time short like a boss.