The military's a strange place. They make you dress alike, wake up at 0530 every morning, and endure years of horribly produced safety videos. So, it only follows that strange people, lured by the prospect of free juice and unlimited salad bar in the chow hall, would find military life appealing. Below are the seven types of oddballs that cause well-adjusted privates everywhere to ask themselves, “What the fuck am I doing here?"
Benjamin Franklin nailed it when he said, "Fatigue is the best pillow." True story, Benny. There's nothing like pushing your body so far past exhaustion that you'd willingly, even longingly, take a nap on a concrete slab.