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You can actually buy MRE toilet paper, but why the hell would you?
If it was between MRE toilet paper and sandpaper, I’d strongly consider using sandpaper. At least it won’t rip.
The Pentagon has engineered a brand new MRE substitute to punish your insides
Kiss your beloved pizza MRE goodbye, service members: the Defense Department is working on a brand new lightweight combat ration designed to keep troops fueled up while inevitably ruining your bowels
US Army study proves what service members have known for decades: MREs make it hard to sh*t
A rigorous scientific study found out what any grunt knows after just two weeks in the field: MREs make it hard to take a shit.
Finally, A Fancy (And Compact) MRE For The Grunt Who Prefers Only The Finest Vacuum-Sealed Rations
The Tetris-style packing prowess of the American infantryman is unparalleled, enabling a grunt to cram weeks’ worth of supplies into...
Get Pumped: Soldiers Are About To Get MRE Pizza That Can Last For 3 Years
Hey bro, did you hear about that new pizza joint a couple blocks from the gate? Dude, it's awesome. They...
Watch This Guy Smoke 74-Year-Old Cigarettes From A World War II K-Ration
If you got your hands on a U.S. Army K-ration from 1943, would you peel back the box top, dump...
Watch A Master Chef Turn MREs Into Meals Fit For A King
The standard Meal, Ready to Eat is far from a delicacy, and even the best options need a hefty dose...
This Is What It’s Like To Eat A 75-Year-Old Field Ration From World War II
Here’s something that may sound odd or disgusting to anyone who’s ever served in the military: Field ration connoisseurship is...
Does MRE Gum Really Contain Laxatives?
Judging by the havoc MREs wreak on service members from beginning to end, you might guess that the military doesn’t...
We Had MRE Thanksgiving, And It Was Disgusting
Sometimes MREs are a lifesaver. Like when you’re on Day 10 of a field op, or stuck in the middle...
What Does The Perfect Infantry MRE Look Like?
The Marine Corps is considering a grunt-specific option for Meals Ready to Eat. Considering the fact that infantrymen typically have...
Here’s the ridiculous true story behind a ‘Rock Or Something’
It all started as a joke.
This Military Couple’s Wedding Cake Puts All Others To Shame
On Saturday, Sept. 10, Army veteran Mike Forbes and his fiancee, Bob, exchanged vows in front of a small crowd...
Civilian Destroyed After Eating MREs For 21 Days
In January 2016, the Army put out a call for 18 to 62 year-old people to risk the health of...
The Crucible Is Where Marines Are Made, And Here’s How
Marines’ graduation from boot camp marks the end to a gruelling, three-month journey. Through each phase, the recruits are challenged...
The Pizza MRE Is Finally Coming
Close your eyes. Now, think of the most delicious food imaginable. If you’re picturing, say, a hamburger or a bowl...
The Best MRE-Inspired Videos On The Internet
A staple of modern military service, MREs, or Meals Ready-To-Eat, are a common sight as well as a common source...
A Survival Guide To The Best And Worst MREs
For troops operating beyond the borders of large bases and installations, there are few constants, but one of them is...
