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Getting Cheated On Is A Serious Hazard To Your Health, Says Science

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Here comes Jody, on his way to steal your girl, clog your arteries, and plasticize your liver.

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8 Of The Worst Places To Sleep

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Benjamin Franklin nailed it when he said, "Fatigue is the best pillow." True story, Benny. There's nothing like pushing your body so far past exhaustion that you'd willingly, even longingly, take a nap on a concrete slab.

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And no one knows that better than military service members and we have the pictures to prove it.

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Finally, Science Gave Us A Sex Doll With Feelings

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Are you lonely? Meet Samantha. She’s a beautiful, brown-haired vixen who will have sex with you, as long as you properly seduce her and take care of her emotional needs — much like any other woman you’ve dated. Oh, she's also a robot.

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Hot People Are Bad At Relationships, According To Science

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I once dated a guy that my friends referred to as an “Adonis.” It was great, until other women — people we knew, strangers, everyone — started asking me questions like “How did you get him?” And while he was sweet, I broke it off shortly after we began dating, because too many women made passes at him everywhere we went.

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Woman Allegedly Shoots Boyfriend In The Junk, Among Numerous Other Places

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A Scottsdale, Arizona woman shot her live-in boyfriend in the penis Saturday, according to police. Also six other places, but dude, wang bullet hole. Also involved: a mysterious Victoria’s Secret bag; fireworks; a very, very deep sleep; and a police arrest report that is a florid masterpiece of the genre.

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4 Simple Ways To Avoid Screwing Up Valentine’s Day...For Once

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Walking through any store in late January to early February is a nightmare. Every aisle is strewn with ribbons and hearts all pink, red, floral, and chocolate. It’s inevitable: Valentine’s Day is upon us. Look, we all know it’s a capitalist greeting card holiday, but trust me, your girlfriend (or boyfriend) wants you to give a shit.

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