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By David Roza Nov 19, 2020

Mandatory Fun

Abstract sky penis above Ramstein Air Base evokes early Modernist themes

The image makes up for its lack of anatomical realism with its throbbing impulse to break from traditional modes of representation.

By Jeff Schogol Aug 29, 2020

Analysis

‘Unsafe’ intercept of a B-52 over the Black Sea is the latest example of the Russians being jerks

'The Russian pilots flew in an unsafe and unprofessional manner while crossing within 100 feet of the nose of the B-52 multiple times at co-altitude and while in afterburner causing...

By Jeff Schogol Dec 5, 2018

Bullet Points

Cocksure Marine Aviators Can Keep Flying After Grounding Over Sky Penis

The tale of Marine aviators who flew a phallic pattern over California has what can best be described in massage … Continued

By Jeff Schogol Dec 3, 2018

Analysis

The Military’s Phallus Fixation: Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Sky Dongs.

It was a typical Thursday morning until your friendly Pentagon correspondent asked his boss for permission to write about the … Continued

By Paul Szoldra Nov 6, 2018

Humor

Two Marine Pilots Grounded While Being Investigated Over ‘Sky Penis’ Episode

Two Marine Corps pilots have been grounded amid an investigation into allegations they drew a giant penis with their flight … Continued

By M. E. Johnson Oct 26, 2018

The Long March

In Defense Of Military Pilots Drawing Dicks In The Sky

On November 16, 2017, residents of Okanagan, Washington looked up to a penis in the sky. It was several miles … Continued

By Jeff Schogol Oct 23, 2018

Mandatory Fun

Marines Confirm That Yes, They Drew That New Sky Penis Over California

A Marine aircraft drew another penis in the sky, Marine Corps spokesman Maj. Brian Block confirmed on Tuesday. The plane … Continued

By Jared Keller Jun 14, 2018

Mandatory Fun

Is That Another Sky Penis Above Another US Military Base?

If there's one thing that helps bridge the civil-military divide between service members and nasty civilians like myself, it's an … Continued

By Jeff Schogol Apr 27, 2018

News

It’s a Bird! It’s A Plane! No, It’s Probably A Military Jet’s Sky Penis

A possible sky penis has been sighted over Ramstein Air Base in Germany, but U.S. and German military officials could … Continued

By Jared Keller Dec 1, 2017

News

Navy Hands Down Ballsy Punishment To Cocksure Aviators Behind Giant Sky Penis

The two Navy aviators responsible for scrawling a massive sky penis above Okanogan County, Washington, on Nov. 16 have officially … Continued

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Abstract sky penis above Ramstein Air Base evokes early Modernist themes

‘Unsafe’ intercept of a B-52 over the Black Sea is the latest example of the Russians being jerks

Cocksure Marine Aviators Can Keep Flying After Grounding Over Sky Penis

The Military’s Phallus Fixation: Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Sky Dongs.

Two Marine Pilots Grounded While Being Investigated Over ‘Sky Penis’ Episode

In Defense Of Military Pilots Drawing Dicks In The Sky

Marines Confirm That Yes, They Drew That New Sky Penis Over California

Is That Another Sky Penis Above Another US Military Base?

It’s a Bird! It’s A Plane! No, It’s Probably A Military Jet’s Sky Penis

Navy Hands Down Ballsy Punishment To Cocksure Aviators Behind Giant Sky Penis