Police in Alabaster, Alabama, where ever that is, have arrested a 19-year-old male who was driving a no-shit military humvee down the road. He was driving in the wrong direction. According to an Associated Press report, he also had its headlights off, while driving in the dead of night.
Benjamin Franklin nailed it when he said, "Fatigue is the best pillow." True story, Benny. There's nothing like pushing your body so far past exhaustion that you'd willingly, even longingly, take a nap on a concrete slab.