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Draft thee, not me

"I know you're in a silly goofy mood but please don't start ww3."

The military has started "a little more experimentation on the positive side of social media."

"Shout-out to the free world"

"I posted it and I wasn’t thinking.” 

"We have no idea what to plan for."

“Is that the Secretary of Defense?”

“If anyone is wondering, this actually happens."

"Hovering a helicopter is very similar to standing up in a hammock while trying to rub your belly and pat your head at the same time."

"He wants to be a drill sergeant just like his daddy."

"Sup fellas, I’m gonna head in for the night.”

See ya.

The video proves that sex appeal isn't about the clothes you wear, it's how you wear them.

An Army drill sergeant at Fort Sill in Oklahoma is now facing scrutiny from his command after posting a TikTok video in which complained about the use of cell phones by recruits

"[W]e only take care of our own when it benefits us, apparently … and it doesn’t sit right with me”

I'll be totally honest, I love this.

The Army seems to be the Typhoid Mary of America’s ongoing social media stupidity pandemic.

A soldier has one-upped everyone filming themselves skating while drinking cranberry juice and singing along with Fleetwood Mac with a new version of the beloved TikTok meme that was filmed hundreds of feet in the air

This video is just the latest example of service members doing stupid s--t and posting it on the internet

Personally, I think there's just one surefire way to know if someone served in the miltiary, short of looking at their discharge papers: Ask them what they'd say to their recruiter.

Yes, your latest military social media trend has arrived, and honestly, this is one I can actually get behind

If your name is not on your shirt, how do people know who you are?

The Trump administration will ban WeChat and video-sharing app TikTok from U.S. app stores starting Sunday night, a move that will block Americans from downloading the Chinese-owned platforms over concerns they pose a national security threat

U.S. troops have a new high-value target in Syria on their mind, and her name is Mia Khalifa

That's gonna be a yikes from me, dawg.