U.S. Navy

“Senior Chief Petty Officer Owens displayed courageous combat leadership."

Always ready, fight on!

He lasted five days at BUD/S.

The Navy may have a new non-lethal weapon to play with sooner rather than later.

“PTSD, military sexual trauma, and eating disorders go so, unfortunately well together."

Someone's gotta pay the $3 billion bill.

They lack a means of propulsion, armaments, or soul.

The Navy has fielded a 650-round ammo backpack nicknamed 'Avenger' to troops at some point in the last several years.

The United States has lost the railgun wars.

The fee for active duty 2nd Lieutenants: $1,200.

'There’s racism in the Navy, just like there’s racism in our country.'

Make the Silent Service well-rested again.

The weapons layout is like the virtual arms room from 'The Matrix'

"You got this now, and it’s your turn to steer the ship while we’re 180 feet away from another ship.”

'They are America’s records, and Americans have a legal right to them.'

“"My father used to say to my mother, 'Doesn't Patty look a lot like Adolf Hitler?'"

His dismissal from the Navy stands.

"In ancient Greek folklore, the phoenix is a bird that cyclically regenerates or is born again."

Oh great.

Legend.

No luck on beards.

"One of the hardest things about the medal is that you're really not allowed to forget about it."

“We look to large and energetic hypersonic missiles to remind those adversaries that no target is out of range."

"I am not a traitor."

“That just exemplifies what an everyday hero is.”