When 'puff, puff, pass' becomes 'puff, puff, piss.'
"I expected a nice steady river. Instead I got a Saharan drought.”
So you joined the military to change the world, huh? Cool, go sweep the motor pool for five hours in the rain.
“The Capt admitted to using a vaping device containing CBD oil, eating CBD infused gummies and cooking with CBD infused flour.”
The Navy is still conducting urinalysis, but it's making some exceptions to limit the spread of novel coronavirus (COVID-19)
"It's important for both uniformed and civilian Airmen to understand the risk these products pose to their careers."
He allegedly tried to torch his urinalysis test, and now faces charges for attempting to set fire to bottles of pee.
The Department of Defense announced a two-day pause to court-martial and administrative separation proceedings involving the wrongful use of controlled substances, … Continued
A Camp Pendleton Marine court-martialed for using and distributing illegal substances to his fellow Marines had, among many other things, … Continued
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