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The Navy is missing your pissing: Sailors are now back to regular drug testing
That time an airman took 75 minutes to pee for a drug test
McConnell Drug Demand Reduction Program
5 ways the military is an absurdist organization
Air Force captain docked pay for having four times the cut-off level of THC in his urine
A pandemic is raging, but the Navy still wants your pee
Air Force to airmen: consume CBD and you’ll fail your drug test
A Sailor Was Apparently Worried About Pissing Hot, So He Allegedly Set Urine Samples On Fire
How Many Troops Did The Pentagon Boot Out Over Botched Drug Tests?
Drug-Peddling Camp Pendleton Marine Was Busted With Fake Penis
Sailor Under Investigation For ‘Intentional’ Fire That Destroyed Drug Test Samples
DoD’s New Drug-Test Plan Will Take The Piss Out Of Recruits