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The Navy is missing your pissing: Sailors are now back to regular drug testing
When 'puff, puff, pass' becomes 'puff, puff, piss.'
That time an airman took 75 minutes to pee for a drug test
"I expected a nice steady river. Instead I got a Saharan drought.”
5 ways the military is an absurdist organization
So you joined the military to change the world, huh? Cool, go sweep the motor pool for five hours in the rain.
Air Force captain docked pay for having four times the cut-off level of THC in his urine
“The Capt admitted to using a vaping device containing CBD oil, eating CBD infused gummies and cooking with CBD infused flour.”
A pandemic is raging, but the Navy still wants your pee
The Navy is still conducting urinalysis, but it's making some exceptions to limit the spread of novel coronavirus (COVID-19)
Air Force to airmen: consume CBD and you’ll fail your drug test
"It's important for both uniformed and civilian Airmen to understand the risk these products pose to their careers."
A Sailor Was Apparently Worried About Pissing Hot, So He Allegedly Set Urine Samples On Fire
He allegedly tried to torch his urinalysis test, and now faces charges for attempting to set fire to bottles of pee.
How Many Troops Did The Pentagon Boot Out Over Botched Drug Tests?
The Department of Defense announced a two-day pause to court-martial and administrative separation proceedings involving the wrongful use of controlled substances,...
Drug-Peddling Camp Pendleton Marine Was Busted With Fake Penis
A Camp Pendleton Marine court-martialed for using and distributing illegal substances to his fellow Marines had, among many other things,...
Sailor Under Investigation For ‘Intentional’ Fire That Destroyed Drug Test Samples
A Navy sailor who works at Naval Air Station Oceana in Virginia Beach, Va. is under investigation for a “suspicious” fire...
DoD’s New Drug-Test Plan Will Take The Piss Out Of Recruits
Effective April 3, 2017, each military branch will expand its drug-screening procedures for applicants. That means more peeing into cups,...