Rejoice, overworked service members of the world: the Department of Defense plans on putting beer and wine on the shelves of local commissaries at some point in the next 90 days, according to a DoD memo signed by the undersecretary of defense for personnel and readiness Robert Wilkie and obtained by Military Times.
Benjamin Franklin nailed it when he said, "Fatigue is the best pillow." True story, Benny. There's nothing like pushing your body so far past exhaustion that you'd willingly, even longingly, take a nap on a concrete slab.
Ever since man learned that half-rotted fruit, under the right conditions, could make it easier to talk to women, humans have been enjoying booze in every way possible — from the vineyards of France to whatever industrial wasteland churns out MD 20/20.