Are you a fan of downrange dog stories? Did you laugh at General Order No. 1’s injunction against pets? Then, brother, do I have a story for you. Well, I don’t — but Twitter’s resident Powerpoint sapper and occasional T&P contributor, Angry Staff Officer, has quite the Iraq story, as related to him by a forward observer. If someone isn’t working on the screenplay already, there’s no justice in this world:

That’s a good dog, Trackpad. Very good dog!