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8 of the all-time worst named military missions and war games in history
Editor's Note: This article originally appeared on Business Insider.
While researching another story, I came across a recent exercise designed to steel NATO for battling Russian subs. The war game was named for a ferret-like creature that subsists on insects and worms.
Nothing like a small mammal to drive terror into an adversary's heart.
How do military leaders come up with these? In the case of the US, military commands are assigned blocks of the alphabet, say from AA to AD, from which they can choose two word names. Such as Agile Diver. The rules forbid "commercial trademarks," "anything offensive to good taste," or that are similar in spelling to a code word.
They also set aside words for certain commands. "Cheese," for example, is only to be used by the chief of naval operation's office. Ditto "rabbit."
(Great Britain's Prime Minister Winston Churchill specifically warned about "frivolous" words, saying no one would want to tell a grieving mother her son died in an operation named "Bunnyhug.")
Here's a totally objective guide to the worst-named military operations and exercises of all time.
Exercise Bold Alligator
Bold Alligator is a large-scale amphibious exercise that showcases naval forces like the US Marines.
U.S. Marine Corps/Pfc. Nicholas Guevara
Alligators are cold-blooded and pretty low energy most of the time.
Operation Black Ferret
Ferrets are small, furry mammals that have been domesticated. The wild ones are known to dance a gig to hypnotize their prey, according to Mental Floss.
Operation Black Ferret was a search and destroy mission in Vietnam.
Operation Mermaid Dawn
In addition to not finding ferrets frightening — setting aside "The Big Lebowski" scene where a ferret scares the Dude in a bathtub — I don't especially find the prospect of mermaids at dawn threatening.
Rebels named their 2011 assault on Tripoli, according to this excellent overview of military naming by Mental Floss.
Operation Flea Flicker
This was the name for a 2005 mission to seize weapons and propaganda before a referendum on the Iraqi constitution.
U.S. Army via Business Insider
Got an itch?
Operation Cajun Mousetrap III
What about the mousetrap makes it Cajun? And did this mousetrap work better the 3rd time around?
This was the name of a nighttime raid on Samarra, Iraq in 2004.
Exercise Steadfast Jazz
The saxophones of the US Air Force's jazz ensemble. Airman 1st Class Jalene Brooks/US Air Force
U.S. Air Force/Airman 1st Class Jalene Brooks
This is one jazz set that just doesn't quit!
Fully 6,000 troops in NATO's ready-response force participated in this ludicrously named 2013 exercise.
Hat tip to Business Insider's Pentagon Correspondent Ryan Pickrell for the suggestion.
Exercise Dynamic Mongoose
The mongoose's connection with this massive NATO naval exercise remains unclear to the author.
U.S. Navy/Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Amanda S. Kitchner
Notably, NATO also has an Exercise Dynamic Manta.
How does it make you feel?
The was the name of a 2005 Army mission in Tikrit, Iraq.
These operations and exercises almost made the cut.
Gringo-Goucho: Aircraft carrier exercises involving the US and Argentine navies. The term "gringo" occasionally has a pejorative meaning for English-speaking Americans.
Team Spirit: A joint US-South Korea training that ended in 1993, and that keeps reminding me of Nirvana's 1991 hit, "Smells Like Teen Spirit."
Operation Desert Snowplough: Reportedly a name for a Danish operation during the Iraq War.
Operation Frequent Wind: The evacuation of civilians from Saigon in 1975.
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