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Sooner or later, almost everyone in the military will say the following: “I didn’t sign up for this shit,” followed by, “My recruiter lied to me.” Sure,, many service members enter the military with the understanding that sure, maybe they won’t get their ideal duty station or an endless volleyball match in the sun. But certainly, the military will never be so bad that someone would lament ever signing up, even for a moment? It can’t possibly be that bad, can it?

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Well, it can. Grant it, it’s usually just a few bad (like, trapped in tipped over a PortaJohn bad) moments in an other otherwise positive and rewarding term of service. But, most of us, and at least a few hundred of our fans on Facebook felt strongly enough about this to weigh in. From getting shot at by your own troops, to manning a post to prevent a sailor from pooping in the shower, here are some of your best (okay, okay, worst) “I never signed up for this shit” moments.

“I’m on your side!”

10 Times You Said To Yourself ‘I Didn’t Sign Up For This’

The National Guard: When you want to cram an enlistment’s worth of BS into just one weekend a month.

10 Times You Said To Yourself ‘I Didn’t Sign Up For This’

“If I wanted this I’d have joined Starbucks, not the military.”

10 Times You Said To Yourself ‘I Didn’t Sign Up For This’

When you get part of a shitter blown into your shitter.

10 Times You Said To Yourself ‘I Didn’t Sign Up For This’

“Hey, pick up that crap.”

10 Times You Said To Yourself ‘I Didn’t Sign Up For This’

The terminal recruit.

10 Times You Said To Yourself ‘I Didn’t Sign Up For This’

It’s just Iraq, you don’t need your rifle…

10 Times You Said To Yourself ‘I Didn’t Sign Up For This’

“Your contract. Read it.”

10 Times You Said To Yourself ‘I Didn’t Sign Up For This’

Doodie duty.

10 Times You Said To Yourself ‘I Didn’t Sign Up For This’

Game over man, game over!

10 Times You Said To Yourself ‘I Didn’t Sign Up For This’

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