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If you’ve ever lived in the barracks, you already understand ‘The Bear’ on Hulu If you’ve ever lived in the barracks, you already understand ‘The Bear’ on Hulu

By Clay Beyersdorfer

Posted on May 13, 2025

‘The Mandalorian’ was actually about a burned-out NCO trying to get his kid to daycare

‘The Mandalorian’ was actually about a burned-out NCO trying to get his kid to daycare ‘The Mandalorian’ was actually about a burned-out NCO trying to get his kid to daycare

By Clay Beyersdorfer

Posted on Apr 16, 2025

Army Command Sgt. Maj. Craig Owens, the former command sergeant major of the 200th Military Police Command, U.S. Army Reserve, leads a team-building ruck march while wearing protective masks along with command sergeants major from his brigades and battalions during a ‘CSM Huddle’ in Scottsdale, Arizona, Sept. 16, 2017.

Behold this photo of a bunch of command sergeants major hating life Behold this photo of a bunch of command sergeants major hating life

By Joshua Skovlund

Posted on Mar 14, 2025

TALLADEGA, AL - MAY 07: The Hooters girls pose with some U.S. Army soldiers prior to the Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series race on May 7, 2017 at Talladega Superspeedway in Talladega, AL. (Photo by David J. Griffin/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images)

If Hooters goes out of business, dining off base will never be the same If Hooters goes out of business, dining off base will never be the same

Posted on Mar 4, 2025

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DoD can’t confirm whether North Korean troops in Russia are ‘gorging on pornography’ DoD can’t confirm whether North Korean troops in Russia are ‘gorging on pornography’

By Jeff Schogol

Updated on Nov 5, 2024

Between Two T-Walls

Commanding general in Iraq and Syria goes ‘Between Two T-Walls’ with Task & Purpose Commanding general in Iraq and Syria goes ‘Between Two T-Walls’ with Task & Purpose

Posted on Aug 13, 2024

We salute this sailor rockin’ out during underway refueling at RIMPAC

We salute this sailor rockin’ out during underway refueling at RIMPAC We salute this sailor rockin’ out during underway refueling at RIMPAC

Posted on Aug 8, 2024

New U.S. Marine Corps Recruit Abraham Lopez with Bravo Company, 1st Recruit Training Battalion, receives a brief as part of a receiving event at Marine Corps Recruit Depot San Diego, California, July 15, 2024. During the receiving process, recruits are checked for contraband, given a haircut, make a scripted phone call home, and issued their gear required for training. Lopez was recruited out of Recruiting Station Lake County, Illinois. (U.S. Marine Corps photo by Lance Cpl. Francisco Angel)

Marine recruit arrives at boot camp with glorious mop top Marine recruit arrives at boot camp with glorious mop top

By Jeff Schogol

Posted on Jul 26, 2024

The first Space Force ‘retirement beard’ is here and it’s out of this world

The first Space Force ‘retirement beard’ is here and it’s out of this world The first Space Force ‘retirement beard’ is here and it’s out of this world

Posted on Jul 12, 2024

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In China, if ‘Jody’ steals your girl, he gets 10 months in jail In China, if ‘Jody’ steals your girl, he gets 10 months in jail

Posted on Feb 21, 2024

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Sensitive documents showed up on War Thunder forums. Again. Sensitive documents showed up on War Thunder forums. Again.

By Joshua Skovlund

Posted on Dec 19, 2023

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A new Army supercomputer is named after a Medal of Honor recipient A new Army supercomputer is named after a Medal of Honor recipient

Posted on Dec 13, 2023

ryan pitts medal of honor

5 questions only a veteran would ask Medal of Honor recipient Ryan Pitts 5 questions only a veteran would ask Medal of Honor recipient Ryan Pitts

By Marty Skovlund Jr., Matt White

Posted on Dec 8, 2023

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The Space Force ‘T Minus 10 Miler’ looks way better than a ‘mandatory fun’ run The Space Force ‘T Minus 10 Miler’ looks way better than a ‘mandatory fun’ run

Posted on Dec 8, 2023

tom brady military deployment

Tom Brady: Football season is ‘like you’re going away on deployment in the military’ Tom Brady: Football season is ‘like you’re going away on deployment in the military’

By Jared Keller, Kyle Gunn

Posted on Oct 18, 2022

Why Star Wars’ Boba Fett is the ultimate Special Forces soldier

Why Star Wars’ Boba Fett is the ultimate Special Forces soldier Why Star Wars’ Boba Fett is the ultimate Special Forces soldier

Posted on Sep 1, 2022