Humor(Page 2)

Jokes, gaffes, and other examples of military humor.

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Millions of troops cry out in horror as Dodge announces end of the Charger and Challenger
Culture

Millions of troops cry out in horror as Dodge announces end of the Charger and Challenger

By Haley Britzky

Posted on Aug 16, 2022

Florida’s plan to recruit uncertified vets to become teachers is a stupid idea
Opinion

Florida’s plan to recruit uncertified vets to become teachers is a stupid idea

By Carl Forsling

Posted on Aug 16, 2022

Army jumpmaster breaks down viral video of paratrooper landing on balcony
Culture

Army jumpmaster breaks down viral video of paratrooper landing on balcony

By Haley Britzky

Posted on Aug 12, 2022

This Marine made a gourmet surf-and-turf meal in his barracks
Culture

This Marine made a gourmet surf-and-turf meal in his barracks

By Haley Britzky

Posted on Aug 10, 2022

US sailors, Marines in Greece exhausted a town’s supply of eggs, meat, and tattoos
News

US sailors, Marines in Greece exhausted a town’s supply of eggs, meat, and tattoos

By Max Hauptman

Posted on Aug 4, 2022

The government has a guide on how to ‘obliterate’ horse carcasses with explosives
Culture

The government has a guide on how to ‘obliterate’ horse carcasses with explosives

By David Roza

Posted on Jul 28, 2022

The case against invoking the Defense Production Act to save the Choco Taco
Culture

The case against invoking the Defense Production Act to save the Choco Taco

By Jeff Schogol

Posted on Jul 26, 2022

The junior enlisted guide to doing nothing and looking busy
Culture

The junior enlisted guide to doing nothing and looking busy

By Max Hauptman

Posted on Jul 25, 2022

‘I need a cleanup crew’ — Navy pilot describes crapping his pants at 30,000 feet
Culture

‘I need a cleanup crew’ — Navy pilot describes crapping his pants at 30,000 feet

By Max Hauptman

Posted on Jul 21, 2022

f-35 satire
Culture

‘Do you wish you were a real pilot?’ — Comedian grills her F-35 pilot fiancé in hilarious interview

By David Roza

Posted on Jul 11, 2022

This Army officer’s epic rant about company command is a work of art
Culture

This Army officer’s epic rant about company command is a work of art

By Max Hauptman

Posted on Jun 24, 2022

Watch these soldiers regret absolutely everything during gas chamber training
Culture

Watch these soldiers regret absolutely everything during gas chamber training

By Haley Britzky

Posted on Jun 24, 2022

top gun 2 tweet
Culture

‘Top Gun: Maverick’ exposed as pro-military in shocking investigation that veterans are dunking on

By Max Hauptman

Posted on Jun 16, 2022

Lady Gaga Top Gun
Culture

Sorry, Lady Gaga: There’s no way the ‘Top Gun: Maverick’ soundtrack can top the original

By Max Hauptman

Posted on Apr 28, 2022

Matt and the no good, very bad ‘woke’ military: A picture story
Culture

Matt and the no good, very bad ‘woke’ military: A picture story

By James Clark, Jeff Schogol

Posted on Apr 5, 2022

What are the dumbest rules in the military?
Culture

What are the dumbest rules in the military?

By Kyle Gunn

Posted on Feb 3, 2022

The ‘Washington Commanders’ is a perfect name for a football team with a history of screwing up
Culture

The ‘Washington Commanders’ is a perfect name for a football team with a history of screwing up

By Max Hauptman

Posted on Feb 2, 2022

An ‘SNL’ skit about a new Pentagon weapon is so ridiculous it could be true
Culture

An ‘SNL’ skit about a new Pentagon weapon is so ridiculous it could be true

By Paul Szoldra

Updated on Nov 24, 2021

What officers drink at every stage of their careers
Culture

What officers drink at every stage of their careers

By Carl Forsling

Updated on Nov 20, 2021

What enlisted troops drink at every stage of their careers
Culture

What enlisted troops drink at every stage of their careers

By James Clark

Updated on Nov 12, 2021

What not to say to a service member on Veterans Day
Culture

What not to say to a service member on Veterans Day

By Paul D. Mooney

Updated on Nov 11, 2021

Forget China: The Pentagon needs to defeat sharks
News

Forget China: The Pentagon needs to defeat sharks

By Jeff Schogol

Posted on Oct 23, 2021

These military terms are harder to understand than the phrases they replace
Culture

These military terms are harder to understand than the phrases they replace

By Conrad Brown

Updated on Jul 20, 2021

These Stock Photos Supposedly Portraying Service Members Are All Kinds Of Fail
Culture

These Stock Photos Supposedly Portraying Service Members Are All Kinds Of Fail

By James Clark

Updated on Jul 15, 2021

Dan Crenshaw wants people to blow the whistle on ‘woke ideology’ in the military and he’s getting roasted for it [UPDATED]
News

Dan Crenshaw wants people to blow the whistle on ‘woke ideology’ in the military and he’s getting roasted for it [UPDATED]

By James Clark

Updated on Jun 3, 2021

Laugh, and maybe cry, with these searing parody videos about Air Force life
News

Laugh, and maybe cry, with these searing parody videos about Air Force life

By David Roza

Updated on May 3, 2021

Here’s what 23 of the world’s most dangerous terrorists look like today
Culture

Here’s what 23 of the world’s most dangerous terrorists look like today

By Jared Keller

Updated on May 2, 2021

No Easy Day in Whoville,’ ‘Goodnight, Boom’ and other potential titles for Adm. William McRaven’s new children’s book
Culture

No Easy Day in Whoville,’ ‘Goodnight, Boom’ and other potential titles for Adm. William McRaven’s new children’s book

By James Clark

Updated on May 2, 2021

We salute Dream Doodles, the airman whose comics show the hilarity of Air Force life
News

We salute Dream Doodles, the airman whose comics show the hilarity of Air Force life

By David Roza

Updated on Apr 6, 2021

Duped by Duffel Blog, a congressman claims that the VFW and American Legion were labeled hate groups
Military Life

Duped by Duffel Blog, a congressman claims that the VFW and American Legion were labeled hate groups

By Jeff Schogol

Updated on Mar 29, 2021

This Roman soldier’s 1,900-year-old payslip confirms the green weenie is immortal
Culture

This Roman soldier’s 1,900-year-old payslip confirms the green weenie is immortal

By James Clark

Updated on Feb 8, 2021

These stick figure comics will change how you see the Coast Guard
News

These stick figure comics will change how you see the Coast Guard

By David Roza

Updated on Dec 31, 2020

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the war zone…
Culture

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the war zone…

By James Clark

Posted on Dec 24, 2020

Airmen celebrate with memes after fitness test gets delayed to 2021
News

Airmen celebrate with memes after fitness test gets delayed to 2021

By David Roza

Updated on Dec 10, 2020

Dodge’s new ‘Stars and Stripes’ Chargers and Challengers are tailor-made for the base parking lot
Culture

Dodge’s new ‘Stars and Stripes’ Chargers and Challengers are tailor-made for the base parking lot

By James Clark

Updated on Dec 10, 2020

Borat Stole My Valor And I Want It Back
News

Borat Stole My Valor And I Want It Back

By Adam Linehan

Updated on Dec 1, 2020

Virginia Candidate: My Alleged Love Of ‘Bigfoot Erotica’ Is Just A Dumb Military Joke
Culture

Virginia Candidate: My Alleged Love Of ‘Bigfoot Erotica’ Is Just A Dumb Military Joke

Updated on Nov 30, 2020

Top 5 Oddest Things Found On Military Bases This Month
Culture

Top 5 Oddest Things Found On Military Bases This Month

By Brad Howard

Updated on Nov 27, 2020

7 Drinks For The True American Patriot
Culture

7 Drinks For The True American Patriot

By Sarah Sicard

Updated on Nov 22, 2020

8 Photos That Sum Up Why 30th AG Is Hell On Earth
Culture

8 Photos That Sum Up Why 30th AG Is Hell On Earth

By Adam Linehan

Updated on Nov 22, 2020

A new Army field manual has tips for ‘productive self-talk.’ Here are some examples the service should add
News

A new Army field manual has tips for ‘productive self-talk.’ Here are some examples the service should add

By Haley Britzky

Posted on Oct 7, 2020

The State Department wished the Air Force a happy birthday with a photo of the Navy’s Blue Angels
News

The State Department wished the Air Force a happy birthday with a photo of the Navy’s Blue Angels

By Jared Keller

Posted on Sep 18, 2020

That time Robin Williams had the perfect response when troops in Kuwait interrupted his comedy show
Culture

That time Robin Williams had the perfect response when troops in Kuwait interrupted his comedy show

By Jared Keller

Posted on Jul 21, 2020

6 types of dudes being mad in their cars on video
Culture

6 types of dudes being mad in their cars on video

By Francis Horton

Posted on Jul 14, 2020

Veterans Only Parking Doesn’t Go Far Enough
Military Life

Veterans Only Parking Doesn’t Go Far Enough

By Task & Purpose

Posted on Mar 4, 2020

Every Guy with a Mustache in your Platoon
Culture

Every Guy with a Mustache in your Platoon

By Task & Purpose

Posted on Mar 4, 2020

Every Crazy Knife Guy in Your Platoon
Culture

Every Crazy Knife Guy in Your Platoon

By Task & Purpose

Posted on Mar 4, 2020

No, Space Force isn’t crowdsourcing rank ideas over Facebook, but here are a few good ones anyway
News

No, Space Force isn’t crowdsourcing rank ideas over Facebook, but here are a few good ones anyway

By David Roza

Posted on Feb 8, 2020

There’s a petition calling for a ‘War on Drugs’ medal. Here are 11 other awards also worth considering
News

There’s a petition calling for a ‘War on Drugs’ medal. Here are 11 other awards also worth considering

By James Clark

Posted on Jan 17, 2020

The USS George Washington just won the sh*t out of Christmas
News

The USS George Washington just won the sh*t out of Christmas

By James Clark

Posted on Dec 18, 2019

‘The Hurt Locker’ will be coming out in ‘Digital 4K Ultra HD’ so you can watch every inaccuracy in excruciating detail
Culture

‘The Hurt Locker’ will be coming out in ‘Digital 4K Ultra HD’ so you can watch every inaccuracy in excruciating detail

By James Clark

Posted on Dec 13, 2019

Culture

GQ corrects story to say Lt. Col. Vindman was hit by IED, not an IUD

By Paul Szoldra

Posted on Nov 22, 2019

This Blue Falcon action figure may tell your C.O. you’re not actually at dental
Culture

This Blue Falcon action figure may tell your C.O. you’re not actually at dental

By Paul Szoldra

Posted on Sep 28, 2019

Sadly, the military won’t be taking the advice of this Florida man to stop hurricanes
Culture

Sadly, the military won’t be taking the advice of this Florida man to stop hurricanes

By Haley Britzky

Posted on Sep 4, 2019

This official US military photo title is both totally absurd and deeply revealing
Culture

This official US military photo title is both totally absurd and deeply revealing

By Jared Keller

Posted on Aug 20, 2019

Chuck Norris has a new TV special, so we’re going to use this as an excuse to make a bunch of Chuck Norris jokes
Culture

Chuck Norris has a new TV special, so we’re going to use this as an excuse to make a bunch of Chuck Norris jokes

By James Clark

Posted on Aug 6, 2019

13 titles for James Mattis’s upcoming book that are better than ‘Call Sign Chaos’
Culture

13 titles for James Mattis’s upcoming book that are better than ‘Call Sign Chaos’

By Jared Keller

Posted on May 29, 2019

‘The Hurt Locker’ is now on Netflix in case you needed a reminder of how much it sucks
Culture

‘The Hurt Locker’ is now on Netflix in case you needed a reminder of how much it sucks

By Paul Szoldra

Posted on Mar 5, 2019

The US military’s obsession with ‘lethality’ has officially gone too far
Culture

The US military’s obsession with ‘lethality’ has officially gone too far

By Jared Keller

Posted on Mar 1, 2019

This ISIS fighter made a technical out of a shopping cart
Culture

This ISIS fighter made a technical out of a shopping cart

By Paul Szoldra

Posted on Feb 27, 2019

6 things the military does that are way better in moderation
Culture

6 things the military does that are way better in moderation

By T.T. Robinson

Posted on Feb 19, 2019

Zero Coasties Were Paid To Create These Memes About The Government Shutdown
News

Zero Coasties Were Paid To Create These Memes About The Government Shutdown

By Paul Szoldra

Posted on Jan 17, 2019

Captain America Is Basically The Bowe Bergdahl Of The Marvel Universe
Culture

Captain America Is Basically The Bowe Bergdahl Of The Marvel Universe

By Jared Keller

Posted on Jan 11, 2019

Jean Claude Van Damme Proves Belgium Is Our Top NATO Ally
Culture

Jean Claude Van Damme Proves Belgium Is Our Top NATO Ally

By Brad Howard

Posted on Jan 2, 2019