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Let’s take a quick break from the workday to revisit one of our favorite childhood toys. Lego is stepping back from military-themed toys for some reason, but there are still a few sets out there and plenty of competitors are picking up their slack (it turns out plastic rectangles aren’t that hard to make). I took it upon myself to wade into the military toy segment to bring you a follow-up to our informative and totally serious Nerf gear guide. I present to you the most representative and entertaining Lego sets for each branch of the U.S. military. I found something that soldiers, sailors, Marines, coasties, airmen, and guardians (sorry, but how the hell did “startans” and “floaty bois” get vetoed?) can all have a laugh at.
Next time you have a gift exchange with your interservice buddies, you can thank Task & Purpose for doing the legwork for you.
Army: Lego Toy Story Army Men on Patrol
Navy: Cobi Toys Historical Battleship Set
Marine Corps: Battle Brick Marine Corps Infantryman
Coast Guard: Lego Coast Guard Sea Rescue Plane
Air Force: Ultimate Soldier Stealth Fighter
Space Force: Lego X-Wing Fighter
Why should you trust us
Here at Task & Purpose, we pride ourselves in providing entertaining and informative content to the military community. We’ve got your news, military tech, and everything in between. I personally try to make sure you also have access to critical information like finding the sickest tactical tomahawk to bring out your inner Benjamin Martin. Communicating via the written word is my profession. Like you, roasting other branches of the military is my passion. Get some!
Pricing ranges for military Lego sets
- Less than $20: Representing a branch of the U.S. military with Legos is incredibly inexpensive as long as you spend money like the DOD buying equipment for Marines.
- Between $20 and $75: Most of these sets come in right around $50 and come with a few toy people and a vehicle or two.
- More than $75: High-end sets are almost scale models. Enjoy a fun mix of historical representation and lighthearted play.
How we chose our top picks
Whenever we represent branches of the U.S. military with children’s toys, we take that responsibility seriously. We take into account such considerations as technical accuracy, mission readiness, and how hilarious each selection is. Ensuring that every branch is equally represented in ridicule is paramount.
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