air force

Fangs out!

"If I were to puke and make that color into an MDU that would be it."

A small police call of the property may be required

"We controlled the busiest and most dangerous piece of sky in the world."

"Don’t you ever f--king think you can out smart a f--king tank commander."

“This will just divide the career field."

"Houston, we have a problem.”

“Do you know a hitman or something … And yes I’m serious.”

"In order to avoid adding to the attention and pressure this trainee is facing ... we will not address specific details."

“The 'Rona respects our military customs."

"I think five or six years ago this never would go to trial."

 “I thought ‘boy this is going to be a magnet.'"

“This is not PC.”

Accelerate change or shoes

“Lol ‘stealth.'"

In space, everyone can hear your Christmas carols

"Wireless power transfer provides a potential breakthrough capability."

“I’m not even mad, that’s a flex."

“Accelerated change taken too literally."

“It was a very stressful day, I could have used some Gold Bond powder.”

“I was made to feel like I was a second-class citizen and a piece of shit for things outside my control.”

"There have actually been times when I was unstrapped and unzipped and I get a radio call to respond to a ‘troops in contact.'"

"It’s like a fast-moving jet with a monkey at the controls while getting in a fight with Mike Tyson."

"Our concern with that memo is making sure we’re taking care of our people."

"Finally we have a modern helmet to go with these modern fighters."