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Your best (and worst) jokes about SOCOM’s new ‘third arm’ exoskeleton

Earlier this week, I reported that U.S. Special Operations Command was working on an articulated, gyrostabilized "third arm" to help enhance operator's accuracy downrange. Naturally, Task & Purpose readers responded with a barrage of dick jokes.
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Earlier this week, I reported that U.S. Special Operations Command was working on an articulated, gyrostabilized “third arm” to help enhance operator’s accuracy downrange.

Naturally, Task & Purpose readers responded with a barrage of dick jokes.

This isn’t the first time this has happened: after all, anything called a “third arm” is going to evoke extremely original comments about a “third leg.” It is, however, exactly what I needed on a Friday.

So here’s to you, T&P readers: Not all of these jokes are good, but they mostly made me laugh.