If there’s one thing that helps bridge the civil-military divide between service members and nasty civilians like myself, it’s an appreciation of giant dicks drawn in the sky by cocksure aviators.
An airman shared a snapshot in the popular Air Force amn/nco/snco Facebook group on Wednesday of what appears to be a half-finished, moderately flaccid sky penis plastered across the gorgeous blue skies above Eielson Air Force Base in Alaska.
Maybe we’re just seeing things and the contrail in the photo was simply the byproduct of a standard aviation exercise; maybe I just see dicks everywhere like my therapist keeps telling me.
Or maybe some cocky aviator realized he wouldn’t land in much hot water for a wanton sky penis: The two Navy aviators responsible for scrawling a massive sky penis above Okanogan County, Washington, last November were hit with six-month probationary period, the military justice equivalent of scrawling “I will not draw dicks in the sky” on a classroom chalkboard.
So. Is that a sky dick? Or do I just have sky penis on the brain? Either way, I can anticipate what the Pentagon’s response might be.
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