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Or you know, just “The Army.”

One thing holds true above all others in the military: You can choose your branch, but you can’t choose your duty station. Duty assignments are a crapshoot, and there’s nothing anyone can do about a losing dice-roll except complain. So we asked you, our readers, to list off the worst duty stations for your service, and you didn’t disappoint. While 1,300 readers responded on Facebook, one branch was conspicuously mum when it came to shitty bases. Any guesses on which one it was?

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Here Are The Worst Military Installations For Each Branch, According To You

For everyone else — Marine Corps, Army, Navy, and even the Coast Guard — these were the worst bases to be stationed at:

Marine Corps Base Twentynine Palms, California.

Here Are The Worst Military Installations For Each Branch, According To You

Forget “29 Stumps”: How about Marine Corps Logistics Base Barstow, in the California desert?

Here Are The Worst Military Installations For Each Branch, According To You

Camp Lejeune, North Carolina.

Here Are The Worst Military Installations For Each Branch, According To You

Norfolk, Virginia.

Here Are The Worst Military Installations For Each Branch, According To You

Fort Leonard Wood, Missouri.

Here Are The Worst Military Installations For Each Branch, According To You

Fort F**king Stewart, Georgia.

Here Are The Worst Military Installations For Each Branch, According To You
Here Are The Worst Military Installations For Each Branch, According To You

Coast Guard Air Station Kodiak, Alaska. Bears, dude.

Here Are The Worst Military Installations For Each Branch, According To You

This shouldn’t apply to the Air Force.

Here Are The Worst Military Installations For Each Branch, According To You

Case in point:

Here Are The Worst Military Installations For Each Branch, According To You

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