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"The shot was one in a million."
That's a quote from a new "exclusive" from Patrick Williams in the UK's Daily Star, published Monday with the headline SAS sniper's 'one in a million' shot slays ISIS chief.
But it's only one among many seemingly "one in a million" stories written by Williams at The Star, offering apparent insight into the secretive British Army special forces unit known as the Special Air Service.
And I'm not calling all of the stories bullshit, but they certainly sound a lot like bullshit.
Let's take the aforementioned article, which starts out just like the at least dozen others written by Williams going back to 2015. Here's the basic gist: An SAS sniper fired a single round in total darkness at an ISIS commander using a thermal scope, scoring a headshot at just shy of a one-mile range with only a 15-second window of opportunity.
Deeper in the story, we learn that the target was also moving, since the "turban-wearing figure" had just gotten out of the car and was headed into the house the SAS was supposedly watching.
Is your bullshit detector going off? Because mine is.
Now, I admit, it's a bit of strange thing to do, debunking improbable stories posted by a tabloid that's the British equivalent of The National Enquirer. But a much stranger thing happens when these stories get posted, which makes this column worthwhile: They are often treated as gospel and passed around in the American mainstream media, from Fox News to Business Insider, and then further perpetuated by a number of blogs. If you happen to have a lot of military friends on Facebook like I do, you'll see these shared constantly soon after publication — and they all seem to follow a basic template.
First, the headlines, which are flashy and click-baity in style. Like this:
- EXCLUSIVE: SAS sniper took out Islamic State thug to save boy and dad (August 2015)
- SAS hero saves hundreds after killing two ISIS car bombers with one shot (June 2016)
- SAS sniper hero takes out four ISIS terror nuts in ONE go (Sep. 2016)
- Hero SAS sniper racks up his 100th ISIS KILL after UK DRONE-BOMBS compound (Dec. 2016)
- SAS heroes foil jihadi bomb plot by urinating in fuel tank (Feb. 2017)
- Heroic SAS kill ISIS leader and save 12 children from 'suicide bomber factory' (March 2017)
Second, there are the seemingly-crazy claims given in the stories, such as:
- In Syria in July 2015, a SAS sniper allegedly shot and killed 4 ISIS members, including one with a headshot, from more than half-a-mile away mere seconds before they were to execute a father and an 8-year-old boy.
- Two SAS snipers pulled off a similar feat in Iraq in July 2017, only this time they shot and killed 15 ISIS fighters right before they were going to decapitate a family of 8, at the same range as before.
- Or in Libya, a SAS sniper shot and killed the driver and the passenger of a moving suicide car bomb with a single shot from more than half-a-mile away.
- In northern Iraq in July 2017, a small SAS team surrounded by up to 50 ISIS militants, running low on ammo, decided to "go out" fighting, fixing bayonets and using knives to charge at the fighters. One SAS trooper supposedly drowned an ISIS member in a puddle of mud while others fought like "crazed warriors." While the entire team was wounded, none were killed.
And before you ask, that last one was not the synopsis of an upcoming Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. It was something actually written by Williams.
Third, Williams further relies on a source or sources that often spruce up their claims with what I would call "rah-rah" motivational quotes, all of which seem a bit weird for a professional operator to say:
- "Rather than die on their knees, they went for a soldier’s death and charged the IS fighters who were moving along the river bed. ...It was a classic case of Who Dares Wins."
- "It was a classic counter-sniper operation. The ISIS gunman was moving all the time to get into the best position to get a kill. ...the motto for the SAS might be, Who Dares Wins — but for the snipers, it's always, One Round, One Kill."
- "He took the shot and the bullet almost cut the terrorist in half. He was dead before he hit the floor."
- "The SAS thought they had seen their last day. They made a pact that they wouldn’t be taken alive and vowed to fight to the death."
Could these quotes be coming from an actual person in the SAS? They could! But they sound a lot like something a bad writer would use in a straight-to-video Navy SEAL movie.
Interestingly, The Daily Caller expressed similar skepticism and tried to investigate all of these stories back in February 2017. At the time, there were only four of these dubious stories to look into, which a retired Army Special Forces soldier said were "of questionable credibility."
But besides the fantastical claims of these stories, the existence of the Star writer "Patrick Williams" can't even be confirmed. The Star doesn't keep any kind of author bio for him on their site and gives no contact information, and I was unsuccessful in trying to find an email address or social media presence for him — a rarity for journalists these days who rely on people sharing tips.
Here's The Caller:
The Daily Star Sunday provided an email address for Williams, but the message immediately bounced back. To the front desk woman’s big surprise, Williams’ name was nowhere to be found in the internal email system. After several refusals from various staff members to put TheDCNF in contact with Williams, Crime Editor Jimmy McCloskey explained that Williams was working under a freelance agreement and referred TheDCNF to Deputy Editor John Ward, who allegedly handles communication with Williams.
Ward insisted Williams is an actual human being, but he refused to give out contact information or any kind of evidence that supports Williams’ existence.
While it seems like these stories are more fiction than fact, The Star benefits from a policy from the UK Ministry of Defense, which does not ever comment on special operations forces, even on reports it knows are false.
So if you take one thing away from this 1000+ word article, it's this: please stop sharing this shit on Facebook.
Hand grenades from the last major battle of the Revolutionary War have repeatedly scrambled bomb squads in Virginia's capital
In an uh-oh episode of historic proportions, hand grenades from the last major battle of the Revolutionary War recently and repeatedly scrambled bomb squads in Virginia's capital city.
Wait – they had hand grenades in the Revolutionary War? Indeed. Hollow iron balls, filled with black powder, outfitted with a fuse, then lit and thrown.
And more than two dozen have been sitting in cardboard boxes at the Department of Historic Resources, undetected for 30 years.
BERRIEN COUNTY, MI -- The wife of an Army sergeant killed in December admitted that she planned his killing together with another man, communicating on Snapchat in an attempt to hide their communications, according to statements she made to police.
White supremacist Coast Guard officer stockpiled firearms and hit list of Democrats for mass terror attack
A Coast Guard lieutenant arrested this week planned to "murder innocent civilians on a scale rarely seen in this country," according to a court filing requesting he be detained until his trial.
At least 4 American veterans among group arrested in Haiti with arsenal of weapons and tactical gear
At least four American veterans were among a group of eight men arrested by police in Haiti earlier this week for driving without license plates and possessing an arsenal of weaponry and tactical gear.
Police in Port-au-Prince arrested five Americans, two Serbians, and one Haitian man at a police checkpoint on Sunday, according to The Miami-Herald. The men told police they were on a "government mission" but did not specify for which government, according to The Herald.
They also told police that "their boss was going to call their boss," implying that someone high in Haiti's government would vouch for them and secure their release, Herald reporter Jacqueline Charles told NPR.
What they were actually doing or who they were potentially working for remains unclear. A State Department spokesperson told Task & Purpose they were aware that Haitian police arrested a "group of individuals, including some U.S. citizens," but declined to answer whether the men were employed by or operating under contract with the U.S. government.
The State Department announced Wednesday that notorious ISIS bride Hoda Muthana, a U.S.-born woman who left Alabama to join ISIS but began begging to return to the U.S. after recently deserting the terror group, is not a U.S. citizen and will not be allowed to return home.