We ran the military chain of command through FaceApp and the results were hilarious

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You have probably seen plenty of friends posting pictures of themselves as elderly folks on Facebook, courtesy of the viral app called FaceApp. Perhaps you've even given it a try yourself.

But what would happen to your military chain of command board if everyone from the President to the Defense Secretary got the same treatment? Well, you're in luck my friend, because we decided to find out.


Below, you can check out the FaceApp versions of the brass — current, old, and young styles — by scrolling down and then clicking right and left between photos. You're welcome.

President Donald Trump is 73 years old.

Next up is "Fightin' Joe" — Marine Gen. Joseph Dunford, the 63-year-old Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

Dunford's #2, Air Force Gen. Paul Selva, serves as the Vice Chairman of the Joint Chiefs

Command Sgt. Maj. John Troxell is the top enlisted service member in the U.S. Armed Forces.

Army Chief of Staff (and soon to be JCS) is Gen. Mark Milley, 61.

Gen. David L. Goldfein is the Chief of Staff of the Air Force.

Navy Adm. John Richardson is about to leave as Chief of Naval Operations, but since he's still in ... 

Marine Gen. David Berger just took over as the Commandant of the Marine Corps. He's 59.

We didn't forget the National Guard Bureau, which is led by Air Force Gen. Joseph Lengyel.

Last but not least, here's Mark Esper, who is currently going through the confirmation process for Secretary of Defense.


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