Rapper Cardi B wants someone at the Pentagon to contact her and tell her what is going on with this coronavirus pandemic.
Although the DoD has been issuing daily updates regarding numbers of infected service members, and holding briefings on how the military is dealing with the spread of the virus, fundamental questions still remain: how long is this damn thing going to last? How bad will it get? Should we be freaking out?
Plenty of experts and non-experts disagree over all of those things, but perhaps there is some top secret document buried deep inside the defense secretary’s office that holds the key.
And Cardi B wants it right now, because after days of living in quarantine, even smoking a lot of weed and rolling dozens of blunts can get boring.
“I need to know what’s going on,” Cardi B said in a video posted online from an Instagram Live session she held on Tuesday.
“If you work at the fucking Pentagon, let a bitch know. Cuz I need to know. I need to fucking know. I know you could tell but I’m losing my fucking mind. I wanna get dressed up. I want to put a fucking lace front on. I want to put on my expensive outfits. And I want to go fucking out. And I can’t!” she added.
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The Pentagon declined to comment when asked whether they could let a bitch know.
Still, if you’re bored, stuck indoors due to social distancing guidelines, you can always entertain yourself with the Coronavirus Remix, a song burning up the charts right now that was created and remixed from a previous video posted by Cardi B, in which she dropped a super catchy hook.
Or check out our list of 13 movies and shows to watch at a time like this. Band of Brothers is always a great option.