Behold, the glory of an Air Force public affairs team hard at work:
https://twitter.com/TeamMinot/status/1202261039095730176
Keep in mind that the Air Force recently investigated reports that a Minot airman smoked marijuana while assigned to one of the highly-sensitive missile alert facility responsible for overseeing the base’s Minuteman III intercontinental ballistic missiles.
Maybe officials should have started their search with the base PAO.