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*slow clap*

"I always wanted to give back."

This is a freaking mouthful.

"The new uniform now includes all of the great performance features that you find in athletic wear today.”

“I will never have the audacity to utter the words ‘accountability’ to my troops again.”

His dismissal from the Navy stands.

"These are my teammates. These are my sisters.”

"We couldn’t see them even when we were right on top of them."

'We have become the worst-looking Navy in the world — with no competition.'

It has it all: LEGO dogfights, LEGO drama, LEGO teamwork, LEGO war, LEGO peace, LEGO life.

"Commanders must uphold the highest standards and create and maintain a proper environment in their unit."

"I had fully accepted that I would die in that shelter with my team."

Honestly, this could be really good.

"In ancient Greek folklore, the phoenix is a bird that cyclically regenerates or is born again."

It is one of the greatest on-screen examples of fire and movement.

We have met the enemy and he is us.

"No one checks your bags or folders or anything when you leave the office."

I’ve embraced the Fobbit lifestyle for too long.

From C-list action movie star to D-list lord of war.

Another case of lost paperwork.